Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Henneth Annun]

I actually almost gave out dog food to small children who were trick-or-treating because I was trying to get the bag so quickly that I grabbed the dog food instead of the candy. xd (They were both yellow bags and both in the closet...)

^has a house made of peatmoss  

[Creta the Otaku]

XD Poor kids. XD

^ Gives moving and talking Elmo plushies to destructive Rottwielers in front of small children.  

[Whisper Gently]

^ Still wears diapears.

 

[Megumi Selwyn]

^ Pioneered the peanut-butter undergarments industry.  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

Likes cheesy musicals (like the HSM series)  

[Megumi Selwyn]

^ Frequently challenges little old ladies to duels in the street.  

[Angel of the End]

^ likes to dance in the street dressed in abercrombie and fitch singing, "I feel Pretty"  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

^is Tara Gillesbie, author of the well-known travesty of a fanfiction entitled "My Immortal."  

[Megumi Selwyn]

^ Spends their weekends conspicuosly playing 'Steve Irwin' at the local zoo.  

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^ loves fat people xD  

[Angel of the End]

^ eats paste  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^ Lives in a treehouse.  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

^trains circus mice  

[Angel of the End]

^ is actually Jon Bon Jovi  

[Henneth Annun]

^ lives in a house of carboard boxes floating above the Norwegian Sea