Thing you would never hear them say...(.Hack word game.)

[BreathLessX]

(halloween)

Haseo: wonder what Atoli and shino are going to be?
Atoli x Shino: HA--S---EO!!!
Haseo: -turns around- Wha---OMFG! -hardcore nosebleed-
Atoli: I didn't think he'd like our Azure Cosplay that much!
Shino: It was a big sucess!  

[drgnkng1354]

Haseo: I WANNA BE A TURTLE.
Atoli: YEAH, SO WE CAN HAVE SOUP.
Haseo: Oo...

TURTLE KILLER  

[BreathLessX]

LAWL

(this really happen today)

Haseo: Ok, give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you!
Bordeaux: Um well...!
Haseo: Oh, 5...4...3...2...
Bordeaux: I TASTE GOOD?!
Haseo: 1...wah? You taste good, ok. Let's give it a try.
Bordeaux: WHAT?!
Haseo: -chomp- PUTTEEI. You taste nothing like chocolate.
Bordeaux: YOU b*****d.....
Haseo: -pks-

Yeah..loing story short, Janis was trying to see David's wallet and she ate bit him. On the way home I was like, "What he taste like?" And She was like "Whute Chocolate." (to get the joke, David is black, but he acts rrally white(gentleman) so yeah....We really are mean XD )  

[drgnkng1354]

xDDD

 

[RoleplayPirateNinjaZombie]

XDD
Griever: Haseo! I challenge you to a dance off!
Haseo: Oh yeah!? Bring it!

Haseo: eek O.O eek  

[The Slate Scholar]

Haseo: Hey Bo! Watcha doin?
Bo: Watchin' lesbian porn.
Haseo: eek  

[BreathLessX]

O_O

(Sorta in the TRILOGY mood)
Atoli: You know what Haseooo?
Haseo: Mmmm?
Atoli: I think my boobs are bigger then they are in the game...-giggle-
Haseo: -nosebleed-

They're the only interesting Characters I see in Trilogy.  

[The Slate Scholar]

Haseo: Ovan...I want you to be my first.
Ovan: Ew. No. I heard you have AIDAS. My avatar definitely didn't call for that.
Haseo: ;--;  

[BreathLessX]

Atoli:Shino!
Shino: Atoli!
Atoli: I don't know hoiw to use this!
Shino: Oh...urm...well...Let's go to Yata's pad!
Atoli: The serpent layer?
Shino: YEAH!
Haseo: -PKs- YOU HORNY b***h!
Atoli: Ha-Haseo! Urm..do you know how to use this?
Haseo: Urm.....No...
Atoli: Oh. ok.

b o r e d o m  

[drgnkng1354]

Haseo: Something doesnt feel right
Atoli: Yeah..tell me about it
Kuhn: Yeah...
Shino: Yeah..
Ovan: Yeah..
Azure Kite in a Maid Outfit: ...Yeahhhh...

Everyone else: WTF?!

 

[Shialu]

@Slate- Definintely. Ovan would never say that. Although, it isn't too out of character for Haseo.

Kuhn: OH, MASTER YATA~ LET ME BE YOUR SLAVE.


Okay that was weird.

Sakaki: I will have you on your knees before I'm through with you!
Haseo: ...Ew.
Sakaki: ..What?
Haseo: I mean.. on my knees in front of you? Ghey.
Sakaki: *pause*
I don't get it.
Haseo: You'd have to be like 10 not to get that.
Sakaki: I WILL RULE PEOPLES HEARTS THROUGH THE INTERNET crying  

[drgnkng1354]

XD i loved it Shialu  

[BreathLessX]

Nice one Shialu

Haseo: Sakaki! You're one Heartless b***h!
SORA: HEARTLESS!!! WHERE?? WHERE?! I MUST BEAT THEM TO SAVE KAIRI!
haseo: WTF. GET BACK TO YOUR OWN GAME!
SORA: HEARTLESS!!!
Sakaki: 'scuse me, I'm still HERE!  

[drgnkng1354]

Kairi: WTF IS UP WITH THIS GAME?!?!
Haseo: OMG NOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOU -runs-  

[Avakar]

AIDA: CONNECT THE DOTS! LA LA LALA! CONNECT THE DOTS LA LA LALA!