Why the guy above you should be arrested

[Veruniel]

For arming local squirrels with miniature maple syrup balloons.  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for shouting at the live lobsters in the tank at the grocery store.  

[Henneth Annun]

^Was arrested for gluing potato chips to people's car windshields in Berlin.  

[Death Sharpie]

^ was arrested for scaring babies with a President Nixon mask.  

[Henneth Annun]

^Was arrested for putting sheets of glass over the water in all the swimming pools in Spain.  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for pouring pink paint on the sidewalk in front of the police station.  

[Henneth Annun]

^Was arrested because I was bored.  

[Kitt ate ur cookies]

^ was arrested because my baby brother can say batman, nanananana BATMAN!  

[Henneth Annun]

Damn. *blows up the prision and escapes*. Hahahaha!!!! twisted rofl twisted

^was arrested because I copyrighted the word "Batman" and "batman" and all variations of such.  

[master_maji]

^was arrested for lining public bathrooms with itching paper... and replacing gold bonds formula with turpentine..  

[Henneth Annun]

^was arrested because I needed the amusement.  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for flinging jello at passing cars.............  

[Henneth Annun]

^Was arrested for molesting statues at the Vatican.  

[master_maji]

^ was arrested for taking cartoons and switching them with pornographic images
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in the 2g1c style  

[Henneth Annun]

^Was arrested for setting a pack of hellhounds loose on a kindergarten class. twisted