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[o-Seraphine-o]

G B A T

SUMMER JOB?? ETO OH..

Summer Job Opportunities:

Package 1
- P 5,000/hr
- enchanted kingdom
- taga tulak ng anchor's away

Package 2
- P 7,000/day
- palengke
- taga lista ng noisy

Package 3
- P 800/min
- star city
- taga hila ng roller coaster

Package 4
- P 900/min
- quezon ave
- ikaw yung humps

Package 5
- P 5,000/hr
- PLDT
- ikaw yung dial tone

AHAHAHAHA. bentang-benta ito... hindi na ako makahinga. hahahaha. rofl rofl  

[Happy Pantherlily]

o-Seraphine-o

G B A T

SUMMER JOB?? ETO OH..

Summer Job Opportunities:

Package 1
- P 5,000/hr
- enchanted kingdom
- taga tulak ng anchor's away

Package 2
- P 7,000/day
- palengke
- taga lista ng noisy

Package 3
- P 800/min
- star city
- taga hila ng roller coaster

Package 4
- P 900/min
- quezon ave
- ikaw yung humps

Package 5
- P 5,000/hr
- PLDT
- ikaw yung dial tone

AHAHAHAHA. bentang-benta ito... hindi na ako makahinga. hahahaha. rofl rofl

natawa din ako dito xd ang galeng HAHAHA~  

[Perfect Damage]

Weh xD

A guy donated blood to his gf. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back.

So, the girl threw a bloody napkin at his face and said..

"Wag kang magalala, babayaran kita monthly, ok?"

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[JACKAL17 Extreme]

Pedro: Paki acknowledge si Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!
Host: I WOULD LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.  

[chymez_me]

Vice Ganda Hinoldap

Holdapper: hold-up to!
Vice Ganda: And so? Walang nagtatanong!
H: SABING HOLD-UP TO!
VG: So dapat pinagsisigawan?
H: Hold-up nga to! Hold-up! Hold-up
VG: Paulit-ulit? unli tayo?
H: Di ka tatahimik papatayin kita!
VG: Ano to kalokohan? Akala ko hold-up tapos patayan na?
Ano to 2 in 1? Special o regular?
H: Waaah! Bahala ka, Aalis na lang ako!
VG: Ay ganon? Walk out? Di pa tayo tapos! Bumalik ka dito!  

[iLoveFahrenheit]

"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang

maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong

karapatang magmahal?!?"

-gasolina  

[iLoveFahrenheit]

Hindi lahat ng hinog, matamis...

-pigsa  

[iLoveFahrenheit]

Si Dagul at Bitoy ay nag-uusap sa gitna ng daan.

BITOY: Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?
DAGUL: Maaga kasi ako naulila.
BITOY: Anu koneksyon nun sa pagiging pandak mo?
DAGUL: Cra b ulo mo! wala nga nagpalaki sakin eh.  

[iLoveFahrenheit]

Q: Bakit mas malakas umutot ang lalaki sa babae?
A: Dahil may mike sa harap
Q: Eh bakit may echo kung umutot ang babae?
A: Kasi malapit sa kuweba!  

[jjang23jie_delinquent_]

JACKAL17 Extreme

Berto: Uuwi na ako at gusto ko nang hubarin ang panty ng misis ko.

Juancho: Hot na hot ka na, pare?

Berto: Hindi, masyadong masikip sa akin, eh.

ahahahaha.. rofl bastos na asawa to..XD  

[jjang23jie_delinquent_]

ALI Godsend

o-Seraphine-o

G B A T

SUMMER JOB?? ETO OH..

Summer Job Opportunities:

Package 1
- P 5,000/hr
- enchanted kingdom
- taga tulak ng anchor's away

Package 2
- P 7,000/day
- palengke
- taga lista ng noisy

Package 3
- P 800/min
- star city
- taga hila ng roller coaster

Package 4
- P 900/min
- quezon ave
- ikaw yung humps

Package 5
- P 5,000/hr
- PLDT
- ikaw yung dial tone

AHAHAHAHA. bentang-benta ito... hindi na ako makahinga. hahahaha. rofl rofl

natawa din ako dito xd ang galeng HAHAHA~

bwahahhahaha...ayuus to aaah...ahahaha...XD  

[aii yuukii]

boy1: dude i save a girl from rape
boy2: nice ...but how?
boy1: self control dude selfcontrol





trololololoolol  

[aii yuukii]

Perfect Damage

Weh xD

A guy donated blood to his gf. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back.

So, the girl threw a bloody napkin at his face and said..

"Wag kang magalala, babayaran kita monthly, ok?"

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

xd xd xd ang adk hahaha  

[KANDKNAKDNFLA]

aii yuukii

Perfect Damage

Weh xD

A guy donated blood to his gf. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back.

So, the girl threw a bloody napkin at his face and said..

"Wag kang magalala, babayaran kita monthly, ok?"

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

xd xd xd ang adk hahaha

Ewww, ahahahaha. rofl

 

[aii yuukii]

sperm1: pag naging baby aq gwapo aq
sperm2: baliw wag ka ng umasa....nasa lalamunan tayo


im so naughty twisted twisted twisted