Crix Madine Facts

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine likes his krayt steak raw. Really raw.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine Day is February 32.

Except on Nimban.

Then it's February 33.  

[ElladanKenet]

Who you gonna call?

Not Crix Madine. Unless you have a deathwish.  

[ElladanKenet]

The last time Crix Madine heard a love song, the galaxy imploded. Twice.  

[NickCpointless]

Crix Madine was to have his own video game but no console could handle it.  

[ElladanKenet]

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
and all the king's men
couldn't put humpty together again.

But Crix Madine could.  

[ElladanKenet]

One does not simply walk into Morder.

Unless you're Crix Madine.

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Crix Madine won the Daytona 500. By driving backwards.  

[Darkened Angel]

It doesn't take just the fires of Mount Doom to destroy the ring. Crix Madine can simply glare at it until it disintegrates, as nothing can withstand the gaze of Awesomeness.  

[ElladanKenet]

Once Upon a time, Sleeping Beauty fell into a coma, Snow White had food poisoning, the Little Mermaid drowned, Belle was eaten by a monster, and Jasmine became a coconbine in a Saudi Harem. Crix Madine then bedded all of them at the same time, and they later imploded after coming into contact with his sperm.

The End.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine told me to post every day or else he'd rip my head off, puree me into a margarita, drink me, then eventually piss me out and let his dog drink from the toilet, then eat his own dog and repeat.

Or that failing, just roundhouse kick me.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Clint Eastwood is Crix Madine in disguise.  

[Missing00]

And Chuck Norris is Clint Eastwood in disguise which proves Chuck Norris < Crix Madine  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Crix Madine was arguing with Dio over who was a better musician, only to realize he was talking to a mirror.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine once thought he had met his match.

It came in a box with seventy nine others, and he used them to light his candles.

It was Crix Madine brand (R).  

[elvisnake]

Before Anakin was chosen, the post of Chosen one to bring balance to the force and destroy the Sith was offered to Crix Madine. He turned the job down, as it was "too Easy"