Lines You'll Never Hear

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Silverah

"You know what? This guy has no personality, and his characterization is terrible, but he's hot!"
-The bizzare confessions of Jaina Solo

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I never liked Zekk. He was ugly, but that Dark Side bit was sexy.
I just wanted to get in Kyp's pants.
I only wanted to go out with Jag to sabatoge his clawcraft.

-Jaina Solo  

[Darkened Angel]

Luke, I am your-Uh, wait here a minute. * runs off to the bathroom, comes back 2 minutes later * PHEW! Piece of advice, don't ask for the Chilli Bomb Special. - Vader  

[Sol Walker]

"hey, y'know what the funny thing is? I cheated Lando out of the falcon. true story. had a skifter. stupid nerf herder didn't see it coming."
_Han Solo  

[Darkened Angel]

The helmet makes me feel cool. - Vader  

[Silverah]

"You know what? Let's forget about this rebellion thing and do the hokey pokey!"
-Emperor Palpatine  

[Darkened Angel]

* singing in the shower *

Ain't nothing but a heart ache... Ain't nothing but a mistake, tell me why. I never wanna hear you say, I want it that way! Now I can that we're falling apart, from the way that we used to be, yeah! No matter the distance, I want you to know, that deep down inside of meeeee! You are, my fire, the one, desire... ( continues on ) - Vader



* hearing him sing in the shower *

I wonder if he knows that... I'm related to Nick Carter... - Palpatine  

[Silver Hound]

"Hehe... You shoted my head but you missed my brain Han..." - Greedo  

[Silver Hound]

" Hmm... I wonder if Light Sabers can be used to play baseball " - Luke  

[Darkened Angel]

In all honesty, the whole reason I had it so Leia gets captured was so I could see that hot body in a bikini. I would've had it so she stayed there, but they'd have caught on unless I had her get rescued. - GL

Okay. Sure, I'll join the Dark Side. I hate those rebel asshats anyways. - Luke

Huh, my 1st lightsaber. Now how do you activate this thi-* activates it and unwittingly cuts his pecker off * AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!! - Luke  

[Silver Hound]

" Let us forget the Rebbels and aim for something bigger.... destroy the Enterprise!! " - Darth Vader  

[Darkened Angel]

( That one gave me an idea. )

Make the hyperspace jump. * Executor warps, but the guy screwed up on the cooridinates *

" Sir, we're being hailed by a... Captain Picard. "

Who? Where the Hell are we? Wait, didn't I see that guy on TV before...? - Vader  

[Silver Hound]

Stormtrooper: Sir, it is useless... we cannot enter the Rebbel Planet with our ships!

Darth Vader: That leaves me with no choice... let us use............ the STARGATE!  

[NickCpointless]

Silver Hound

" Let us forget the Rebbels and aim for something bigger.... destroy the Enterprise!! " - Darth Vader

lol good one

Stormtroopers:so star wars is over now what do we do ..........................................................................................

Vador:luke i know what your getting for x-mas
Luke:how do you know
Vador:i felt your presents
luke confused

GL: and thats a rap people episode 3 is done lets shut this building up for good
*shuts door*
kenny baker surprised h very funny guys, guys oh ********  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: Luke, I am your-

* wall is blown apart and some figure steps through *

Lui Kang: Shao Kahn, I challenge you to... Hey, you're not Shao Kahn!
Vader: Wrong set, genius.
Lui Kang: Oops, my bad. * walks away *
Vader: Now where was I? Oh yeah... Luke, I am your father... Huh? Where the Hell did he go? * looks around * YOU SON OF A b***h, GET BACK HERE!  

[Silver Hound]

Vader: Sorry Emperor, for not showing my happiness about the success of the Empire, but I am afraid if I express some emotion, I may die....

Emperor: What????!!!!!............Spock??


[Removes Helmet] Spock: Yes... it is me......


[music] PAM PAM PAAAAAAAM.....

Emperor: NOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo..........