The Choicer Above Meh!

[Calixti]

...because she was mad about my hot, passionate affair with the choicer above me.  

[Half Baked SF]

What? You mean the choicer above me is two-timing me? scream  

[Calixti]

Yes, and nevermind that night the choicer above me spent with us...  

[Electric Kool-Aid]

Aye but you're forgetting the evening the choicer above me spent with Madonna...>.<  

[Lupine Pyrefly]

And how the choicer above me was sitting in a tree outside with binoculars during that evening.  

[Electric Kool-Aid]

Only cause I was treed by the choicer above me who had a cast on her leg and thus couldn't climb to see, and was forcing me to describe in poetic detail the happenings, which i was inclinded to do as she had a rifle...>.<  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

^Which the choicer above me is JUST using as an excuse. 4laugh  

[Calixti]

Which the choicer above me knows because she was helping record the details of my night with Madonna.  

[October Cross]

Which the choicer above me enjoyed thanks to my quick thinking when Madonna's cat tried to insert itself under our car tires.  

[Trite~Elegy]

BUT the choicer above me was overcome by the attack-malawian(sp?) kid madonna just adopted

EDIT: wait, we're talking about the celeberity musician Madonna right? gonk I'm soo confused if not  

[Asexual-Slut~Enya]

Meanwhile, the choicer above me was belting out "Like a Prayer" without realizing certain dirty connotations held by the song. eek  

[Trite~Elegy]

and while I was 'belting out like a prayer' the choicer above me was tied to a cross nude being oogled by every single person in the PC guild.
even the guys  

[Half Baked SF]

(Poor Enya, always in a sex scene)

Only because the choicer above me drugged the choicer above her, stripped him, and tied him to that cross!  

[Trite~Elegy]

Toga! Toga!

(Poor Enya, always in a sex scene)

Only because the choicer above me drugged the choicer above her, stripped him, and tied him to that cross!

(psht. thats what you get when you call yourself asexual. xd )

only because the choicer above me paid me too.  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

^Because the Choicer then sold the footage to the "Passion of Christ" movie and was LAUDED for the scene.