Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[Aurora Sing]

It is a conspiracy thought up by the major fast food chain conglomerates to cause you to continue to patronize their establishments and eat bad for you food that tastes good all the while making them richer and richer.


How do you know when an elephant broke in your house?  

[Vampire-Elf of the Void]

It wouldn't be a house any longer.

X varies jointly with Y and Z but inversely with the square of L. What is the equation?  

[CnnmnSpider]

Something I am incapable of deciphering.

Is it really that important for me to do my homework?  

[sailor Z]

Nah, just give the teacher a lap dance as a compromise.

Am I emo?  

[themadwriter]

You're more emo then My Chemical Romance.

Should I make my mom's vest now or tomorrow?  

[Fiery Snow]

Tomorrow. Procrastination is your friend.

Shouls I stay up all night writing a paper or turn it in a day late?  

[Aurora Sing]

Don't turn it in late...you should have been working on it all weekend...*ugh kids*


How do you drive when there is ice on the road?  

[Kagonesti]

Very carefully.

If it weren't for procrastination, would there really be a last minute?  

[themadwriter]

Quit trying to be a philosopher!

Should I go to bed?  

[Kagonesti]

Depends on whether or not you are tired.

What walks on all fours in the morning, walks on two legs during the day and walks on three legs at night?  

[themadwriter]

Your mom!

Why did you choose such an old riddle?  

[Kagonesti]

I find it still stumps a lot of people

A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid?  

[themadwriter]

Oh for cripes sake... It's an egg that I'm going to throw at a passing car!

Did you think I'd get that one?  

[Kagonesti]

rofl blaugh 3nodding

Yep!! But couldn't resist.


Aren't you having fun?  

[themadwriter]

Interestingly enough, yes.

Who drew your siggy?