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 Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:57 pm
It is a conspiracy thought up by the major fast food chain conglomerates to cause you to continue to patronize their establishments and eat bad for you food that tastes good all the while making them richer and richer.
How do you know when an elephant broke in your house?
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:13 pm
It wouldn't be a house any longer.
X varies jointly with Y and Z but inversely with the square of L. What is the equation?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:13 am
Something I am incapable of deciphering.
Is it really that important for me to do my homework?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:57 am
Nah, just give the teacher a lap dance as a compromise.
Am I emo?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:02 pm
You're more emo then My Chemical Romance.
Should I make my mom's vest now or tomorrow?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:06 pm
Tomorrow. Procrastination is your friend.
Shouls I stay up all night writing a paper or turn it in a day late?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:13 pm
Don't turn it in late...you should have been working on it all weekend...*ugh kids*
How do you drive when there is ice on the road?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:29 pm
Very carefully.
If it weren't for procrastination, would there really be a last minute?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:00 pm
Quit trying to be a philosopher!
Should I go to bed?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:04 pm
Depends on whether or not you are tired.
What walks on all fours in the morning, walks on two legs during the day and walks on three legs at night?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:09 pm
Your mom!
Why did you choose such an old riddle?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:12 pm
I find it still stumps a lot of people
A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:15 pm
Oh for cripes sake... It's an egg that I'm going to throw at a passing car!
Did you think I'd get that one?
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:25 pm
rofl blaugh 3nodding Yep!! But couldn't resist. Aren't you having fun?
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:55 am
Interestingly enough, yes.
Who drew your siggy?
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