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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:02 pm
The birdies in her hair ate her brains. Unfortunately there wasn't enough so they died anyway only to have all their bodies taken over by the little shadow dude.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:16 pm
you see I was hunting her birds but shot her instead
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:17 pm
I mistook her for a fly and... well...
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:39 pm
I was blinded by her siggy and ended up glomping her to death instead.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:59 pm
She posts more than I do! No one steals my record! Rawr!
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:25 am
She was jealous of my mad posting skills!
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:54 am
I was tired of cleaning up after her birds, so I chased her off into the woods where she was attacked by a rabid squirrel.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:15 am
Her friends kept staring so I killed them and she died out of Grief!
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:17 am
He killed my friends so I strangled him with my tail.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:12 am
The orgy with the hot guys in her siggy got out of control and she died of too much hotness.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:36 am
Her monkey stabbed her in the gallbaladder and she died of cancer.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:38 am
I turned her pirates against her and fled the scene.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:40 am
She lost her other eye and ended up walking off the plank.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:36 pm
I impaled her eye sockets with crane beaks...and ate them. I was hungry...
They were delicious.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:12 pm
He was entirely too violent, so I took his head off with one swipe of my katana!
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