You Killed the AAY- How'd you do it? And WHY?

[themadwriter]

The birdies in her hair ate her brains. Unfortunately there wasn't enough so they died anyway only to have all their bodies taken over by the little shadow dude.  

[red_twisted_dragon]

you see I was hunting her birds but shot her instead  

[CnnmnSpider]

I mistook her for a fly and... well...  

[themadwriter]

I was blinded by her siggy and ended up glomping her to death instead.  

[KaizokuCred]

She posts more than I do! No one steals my record! Rawr!  

[themadwriter]

She was jealous of my mad posting skills!  

[CnnmnSpider]

I was tired of cleaning up after her birds, so I chased her off into the woods where she was attacked by a rabid squirrel.  

[red-is-mine]

Her friends kept staring so I killed them and she died out of Grief!  

[CnnmnSpider]

He killed my friends so I strangled him with my tail.  

[themadwriter]

The orgy with the hot guys in her siggy got out of control and she died of too much hotness.  

[Alice and the Pirates]

Her monkey stabbed her in the gallbaladder and she died of cancer.  

[CnnmnSpider]

I turned her pirates against her and fled the scene.  

[themadwriter]

She lost her other eye and ended up walking off the plank.  

[xp5ych0x]

I impaled her eye sockets with crane beaks...and ate them.

I was hungry...


They were delicious.

 

[KaizokuCred]

He was entirely too violent, so I took his head off with one swipe of my katana!