Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Nospai Deathous]

To decide on a favorite color.

Wait, too late.

AAAAHH!!  

[Missing00]

To trick the bridge keeper into tossing himself into the pit of doom.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To spend too much money on pyrotechnics so that the end of the quest is anticlimactic.  

[Durza the Shade]

To play that stupid music during the intermission.  

[Missing00]

To make a guild nammed "Galactic Empire: The Official Stawars guild" and to put in that guild a thread called "Lesser Known Goals of the Empire"  

[Nelowulf]

To switch their car insurance to geico and save 15% in 15 minutes.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To finallky get an Angelic Halo  

[Nospai Deathous]

to catch Lucky, and his lucky charms.  

[Sol Walker]

to put an end to the trix rabbits cereal and yogurt stealing ways once and for all using a crack team of imperial storm comandos, a carrot, and a disintegrator rifle.  

[Sol Walker]

To force a hapless temp and a pair of robots to watch B movies on a dogbone shapped space station in a vain attempt at crushing the aforementioned temp's will.  

[Aelis Mikilai]

To utilise new psychological will-breaking techniques with the help of a woman named Kayako and her son, Toshio. ((I'm sorry, but they just scare the spit outta me eek ))  

[Nelowulf]

Cale Darksun

To force a hapless temp and a pair of robots to watch B movies on a dogbone shapped space station in a vain attempt at crushing the aforementioned temp's will.

((first, its not b movies, its c movies, and two, there were two hapless temps, not one, and three robots watched the movies, though only two were in the theater. and it wasn't about crushing will, as much as a test to see if it would be an effective weapon to subjucate the world. AHEM.))

To go, where, no man, has, gone, before.  

[Sol Walker]

((settle down Nelo. there was only one temp being forced to watch the films at a time and besides, I doubt many people give a vrelt's a** about Gypsy or Cambot, let alone the mysterious voice. Now settle your a** down. cripes. can't do a joke without a damn zelot jumping on my case like an Alien facehugger. confused There is no emotion Nelo. There is peace.))  

[Nelowulf]

((Hey, don't compare me to a facehugger. I don't rape people's faces. I sure as hell don't give anyone a face full of alien wing wong either. And I was doing what I call "Jest a la Nerd". *pushes up glasses, as they fall back down* eesh... *pushes up glasses as they fall back down* now i need my asthma medication *pulls respirator out from under pocket protector* eesh...

seriously, If i wanted to be a zealot, i'd say that mike and joel actually watched a movie together during one episode.))



To jump off a cliff while being chased by half naked women.

((I hope someone gets that ref))  

[Sol Walker]

(I get it xd )
To terroize the British Isles by using a laser desgined to turn normal people into kilted, red bearded scotsmen.