THE Mysterious-inu
I have one.
A background part first: I've known Duke Sir Edmund for a long time. Infact, I remember him WAAAAAAAAAY back when he was just Edmund stick-jock. So I've known him basically all of my life. Literally. So this whole "zomg, she's old enough to have a boyfriend" thing is kind of... yea. Anyways....
So
No s**t there I was at RUM, wandering around dressed as a geisha (since I was doing a class on them) mostly attached to my lord's side. This was back when Duke Sir Edmund was king of the midrealm (the more recent time). Anyways, so my dad is working Troll when HRM approaches him. And this little conversation takes place.
"Hello Alaric"
"Hey. How are you?"
"Good. How's life?"
"Eh, not so bad."
"That's good. So, who's this tall long haired young man I see Miranda is attached to?"
"Oh, that's her boyfriend Kenshin."
"Ah. Does he need to be scared?"
"Well, he's a black belt, and an eagle scout, and he's real nice and yea, he needs to be scared."
Bum bum buuuuuuuuum!!
So later on, we're at feast enjoying a lovely dinner. I'm sitting beside Kenshin kinda chatting with him and my friend Guy is on my other side, and I'm talking to him. Blah blah blah.
Well, if you've ever SEEN Edmund, you know that he is a giant. My poor lord is only about 6 ft-6 ft 2 y'know? Tall, but not TALL TALL.
So! Mr. Giantman gets up and strides over to our table. Kenshin is sitting, making him even SHORTER than him, and Edmund literally drapes himself over the poor boy's shoulders and talks soft enough that only Kenshin can hear him. Kenshin straightened up in his chair real quick, and Edmund stood up straight, patted him on the shoulder, and goes back to his table. When I inquired as to what Edmund said, he wouldn't tell me. Least, not right then.
But then a couple days later, I bugged him over e-mail as to what Edmund told him. And this was the reply.
It's much more funnier when both dad and I tell the story. Cause you get it from at least two different views.
Anyways, there's my no s**t there I was story for you.
A background part first: I've known Duke Sir Edmund for a long time. Infact, I remember him WAAAAAAAAAY back when he was just Edmund stick-jock. So I've known him basically all of my life. Literally. So this whole "zomg, she's old enough to have a boyfriend" thing is kind of... yea. Anyways....
So
No s**t there I was at RUM, wandering around dressed as a geisha (since I was doing a class on them) mostly attached to my lord's side. This was back when Duke Sir Edmund was king of the midrealm (the more recent time). Anyways, so my dad is working Troll when HRM approaches him. And this little conversation takes place.
"Hello Alaric"
"Hey. How are you?"
"Good. How's life?"
"Eh, not so bad."
"That's good. So, who's this tall long haired young man I see Miranda is attached to?"
"Oh, that's her boyfriend Kenshin."
"Ah. Does he need to be scared?"
"Well, he's a black belt, and an eagle scout, and he's real nice and yea, he needs to be scared."
Bum bum buuuuuuuuum!!
So later on, we're at feast enjoying a lovely dinner. I'm sitting beside Kenshin kinda chatting with him and my friend Guy is on my other side, and I'm talking to him. Blah blah blah.
Well, if you've ever SEEN Edmund, you know that he is a giant. My poor lord is only about 6 ft-6 ft 2 y'know? Tall, but not TALL TALL.
So! Mr. Giantman gets up and strides over to our table. Kenshin is sitting, making him even SHORTER than him, and Edmund literally drapes himself over the poor boy's shoulders and talks soft enough that only Kenshin can hear him. Kenshin straightened up in his chair real quick, and Edmund stood up straight, patted him on the shoulder, and goes back to his table. When I inquired as to what Edmund said, he wouldn't tell me. Least, not right then.
But then a couple days later, I bugged him over e-mail as to what Edmund told him. And this was the reply.
Quote:
When he draped himself over my shoulders, and whispered into my ear, he did it in his sickening poisoned laced sugary voice. And this is what he said. "I've known Miranda since she was yay-tall. It would be a REAL pity if 'something' ever happened to her. Just remember, if you do anything to her, you'll be answering to me."
It's much more funnier when both dad and I tell the story. Cause you get it from at least two different views.
Anyways, there's my no s**t there I was story for you.
His then Majesty Edmund: I am sorry m'lord I was aiming for your leg
Me the lowly Einarr stick jock: ::cough cough tip::
I hear his squires and the chiv are still ribbing him about it razz
