Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Megumi Selwyn]

Gothic Catma

^ loves fat people xD

...not nearly as clever as you think it is, hon. confused  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

^witnessed the epic battle between Edison and Tesla in the 1800s and lived to tell about it

(btw, I might have to try that Steve Irwin thing...)  

[Henneth Annun]

^ won't shut up about Tesla, is obsessed with him  

[dark and demented]

^ Sings Brittany Spears songs everyday.

 

[tisumie]

^ Might Have a sex dungon somewhere  

[Angel of the End]

^ eats termites  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

^is the one who supplies tisumie with her termite meals  

[Megumi Selwyn]

^has a secret colony of mole-people under their garden shed.  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^ Is plannig to enslave those mole people for her own gains  

[Megumi Selwyn]

Gothic Muffin of Doom

^ Is plannig to enslave those mole people for her own gains

Who told you?! ninja  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

Megumi Selwyn

Gothic Muffin of Doom

^ Is plannig to enslave those mole people for her own gains

Who told you?! ninja

I can't believe you would do such a thing to my precious moles!

^will soon meet with the wrath of the Gopher Army  

[Megumi Selwyn]

^Has a research lab in Antarctica, for the purpose of narwhal breeding.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ is the person who funded the building of this supposed "narwhal breeding facility". ninja  

[Megumi Selwyn]

There are NEVER too many Narwhals.

^Was once forced to serve as a butler to a tyrannical chimpanzee overlord.  

[master_maji]

^made the aliens leave us alone because their weird habit insulted them...