Talk like Yoda

[Sol Walker]

True...criple Corran Horn it did.
whipped he is now.  

[Durza the Shade]

You forget - Talk Like Yoda my idea was, even if here at its creation I was not. Secrets in the hut there are of which you know nothing. *retreats through secret entrance into high-tech, ysalamiri-lined basement bunker*

*seals door and activates communication system*

*appears on TV in ground floor of hut* Watching you expend your energy, I will enjoy. *raises stolen Lum in a toast and drinks*  

[HereticX]

Ah...then expend our energy we shall not. Do not drink lum, me, do not care, I.  

[Sol Walker]

(gun klicks behind him)
Forget you do, that the force I may not use, but outlaw and Pirate I am.
Takes a thief it does, to know a thief.
knew about this place I did.
Bothan spies, tell me they did.
Now, discuss we will about you and your lum stealing.  

[Durza the Shade]

Incomplete your information was. A fatal error you have commited, by drawing your weapon. *hidden wall blaster shoots Cale*

*looks at body* Well, not quite fatal. A nice guy I am, and a stun bolt it was. Besides, stealing the lum, a practical joke was, anyway. Replace it I will.  

[Sol Walker]

*Rak apears and punches Durza through a wall*
Incomplete, your information was.
shoot me you shouldn't have.
last time I give out free beer it is.
wearing off, stunbolt is.
feel my legs still I cannot.  

[Durza the Shade]

*shakes head to clear it* Hey, your own fault it was. Activate the automatic defenses you did. *looks at Rak* A nice punch, you have.  

[Sol Walker]

Note: In disarming security grids, redwire cutting, works it does not. nextime blue.  

[Nelowulf]

Use the Cheese Star, Cale did not. Showed mercy, he did. Another reason, there probably is. Lum, held hostage, it was.  

[Durza the Shade]

Older and more tenacious than the Cheese Star the hut is. At starwars.com, survive through orbital bombardments, epic lightsaber duels, wild parties, and even entire transplants (a ten-thousand-post limit, did threads have there) it did. Only brought down it was when stop talking like Yoda, people did. The moderators, extremely strict are there; shut it down they did. So revive it here, we have. By no mere Cheese Star will it be destroyed.

Going with this, where was I? Ah, well, tire of this game, I do. *returns lum to Cantina*

*returns to ground floor of hut and plays GameCube*  

[Sol Walker]

Hmm. Interesting.
Long has this thread been a part of the force. Remain it should.  

[Sol Walker]

ah. advanded another thousand pages the guild has.
My a**, the "Great" Convergance should kiss.  

[HereticX]

Impressive, the amount of time wasted here.

Wait, saying am I what? Down a dark path these thoughts will lead us. *goes back to guild*  

[Nelowulf]

Suck much a**, the "Great" convergence does. keep up with us, they cannot, with spam, even with.

Laugh and snort at their attempts, we all should.  

[Sol Walker]

Agree I do. hmm. cause trouble I feel like doing.
perhaps wise it would not be, but tempting nonetheless it is.