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SkunkJames
A Demitri Martin fan will recognize this.
I think they named oranges before carrots.
"What are these?" "Those are orange. Oranges."
"What about these?" "...oh sh**...... Long pointies?"
I'm not creeping anyone out with the body hair, am I?
I plan to lose it one of these days...
I think they named oranges before carrots.
"What are these?" "Those are orange. Oranges."
"What about these?" "...oh sh**...... Long pointies?"
I'm not creeping anyone out with the body hair, am I?
I plan to lose it one of these days...
AHAHAHA
I love demetri martin!
I love the vitamin naming one too,
Then they got to B and were like "whooaa slow down we got a lot to cover,
B1 B2 B3 B5 B6 B7 B9 B12"
And then they were like,
"s**t we're almost done.
Whatever let's just skip to K and get the hell outta here."
"When I thought about it, I like rock paper scissors two-thirds. Rock, breaks scissors. These scissors are.. bent, they're destroyed, I can't cut stuff, they're um, I, I lose.
Scissors cuts paper. These are strips, I, I.. This is not even paper, it's going to take me forever to put this back together, you got me.
Paper covers rock.
.....
Rock's fine!
No structural damage to rock!
Rock can break through paper at any point, just say the word.
...Paper sucks!
It should be rock,
...
Dynamite with a cuttable wick,
.... scissors."
