Everyone needs to get happy! So I shall show you a snippet from my new scene!
biggrin Unfortunately, I don't know how that's supposed to make you feel better.
Ok, so, I go to an arts school. And I'm a drama major.
We're doing scenes with four to five people, and my scene is pretty special.
I'm basically the co-worker no one likes.
Charlene: Mr. Ross?
Mr. Ross: Yes? Come in.
Charlene: Hi, I was wondering if I could talk to you for a few minutes about a possible promotion on the new dog-treats account? Last month you had mentioned how I was really up to speed and I was thinking, what with my...
Mr. Ross: Hmmm-yes, the Beefy-Treats. You know, this is quite fascinating. I don't doubt that you do, in fact, work here, and I may, indeed, have commented on your work... I just can't for the life of me seem to remember who in the hell you are. What department did you say you work in?
Charlene: Uh... marketing and development.
Mr. Ross: Right, right-marketing. You must perform one of those benign tasks that, apparently, I see fit to dole out some measly pissant salary for... in which case, I suppose I should hear you out. You were saying...?
Charlene: Uh... well, I had actually come in here about a promotion but maybe now's not exactly the right time...
Mr. Ross Wait a minute! I do remember you-your desk is just across the way there...
Charlene: Yes! That's me! Do you recall how I typed up those reports last term?
Mr. Ross Heavens no! I do recall however, that I enjoy looking your blouse on my way in here each morning... and, considering that my taxes alone are probably twice what you make in an entire year-I suppose it wouldn't hurt to hand over an account I'll probably take credit for anyway. Congratulations Miss...
Charlene: Parker... Charlene Parker.
Mr Ross: Of course. Congratulations Miss Proctor, the promotion is yours. Good luck, and nice a**.
My boss is apparently an a**.
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