What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 7, 1
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:01 pm
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin idk where I was at, so starting a new battle, medium droid battle xd Queenie=250 Droid=250 gets her shooting stars out, her little maces too lol that makes 2 hits! mrgreen
Queenie=250 Droid= 140 The droid is surprised by the sudden appearance of a formidable foe and tries to scurry away as she hits it hard. Quentintin = 250 Droid = 140
lol now I got my laser gun, this should work ! twisted nope didnt! stressed same score! The droid zips and dodges all of the girl's attacks before igniting a saber and dropping down to slash at her feet. Queentintin = 195 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 5, 6
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:03 pm
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid pulls out a vibroblade and tries to shank the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme screeches in her most shrill voice and pounds on the droid’s voice analyzer.Esme=195 Droid=140-55=85 The droid is damaged by the shrill scream before it can redirect the sound waves into its processors. It collects the noise, amplifies it, and sends it back at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 7, 3
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 5:00 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin idk where I was at, so starting a new battle, medium droid battle xd Queenie=250 Droid=250 gets her shooting stars out, her little maces too lol that makes 2 hits! mrgreen
Queenie=250 Droid= 140 The droid is surprised by the sudden appearance of a formidable foe and tries to scurry away as she hits it hard. Quentintin = 250 Droid = 140
lol now I got my laser gun, this should work ! twisted nope didnt! stressed same score! The droid zips and dodges all of the girl's attacks before igniting a saber and dropping down to slash at her feet. Queentintin = 195 Droid = 140
but, but why at my feet? what did I do, except attack it! lol ok, it comes down t dodging its attack, and getting the old revolver out! *Pow pow* lol 2 hits yes! Queenie: 195 Droid: 30 yes!
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 4
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 7:49 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDrags another droid off the production line. Fred 250 Droid 195
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 2, 7
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:17 pm
Darth Daddicus The droid is damaged by the shrill scream before it can redirect the sound waves into its processors. It collects the noise, amplifies it, and sends it back at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85
Esme stuffs a cotton rag into either ear and swishes her light saber on the droid. The droid’s power pack and processing unit fall to the floor. The droid follows soon after. Esme finds a comparable replacement to use for practice.Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 3, 1
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:47 pm
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin idk where I was at, so starting a new battle, medium droid battle xd Queenie=250 Droid=250 gets her shooting stars out, her little maces too lol that makes 2 hits! mrgreen
Queenie=250 Droid= 140 The droid is surprised by the sudden appearance of a formidable foe and tries to scurry away as she hits it hard. Quentintin = 250 Droid = 140
lol now I got my laser gun, this should work ! twisted nope didnt! stressed same score! The droid zips and dodges all of the girl's attacks before igniting a saber and dropping down to slash at her feet. Queentintin = 195 Droid = 140
but, but why at my feet? what did I do, except attack it! lol ok, it comes down t dodging its attack, and getting the old revolver out! *Pow pow* lol 2 hits yes! Queenie: 195 Droid: 30 yes! The droid was not ready for this primitive of an attack. It tries to beat the girl back with a baseball bat. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 1, 6
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:48 pm
Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDrags another droid off the production line. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid is furious about its ruined and tarnished finish after shining itself and polishing meticulously for days. It takes out its buffer and uses it on the girl. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 3, 8
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:40 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin idk where I was at, so starting a new battle, medium droid battle xd Queenie=250 Droid=250 gets her shooting stars out, her little maces too lol that makes 2 hits! mrgreen
Queenie=250 Droid= 140 The droid is surprised by the sudden appearance of a formidable foe and tries to scurry away as she hits it hard. Quentintin = 250 Droid = 140
lol now I got my laser gun, this should work ! twisted nope didnt! stressed same score! The droid zips and dodges all of the girl's attacks before igniting a saber and dropping down to slash at her feet. Queentintin = 195 Droid = 140
but, but why at my feet? what did I do, except attack it! lol ok, it comes down t dodging its attack, and getting the old revolver out! *Pow pow* lol 2 hits yes! Queenie: 195 Droid: 30 yes! The droid was not ready for this primitive of an attack. It tries to beat the girl back with a baseball bat. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
primitive? lol western good old fashioned western, lets draw! lol hehe why you howling metal bot? cause I destroyed ya! lol new battle tom, droid is down for the count!
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 3, 6
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:51 pm
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid is damaged by the shrill scream before it can redirect the sound waves into its processors. It collects the noise, amplifies it, and sends it back at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85
Esme stuffs a cotton rag into either ear and swishes her light saber on the droid. The droid’s power pack and processing unit fall to the floor. The droid follows soon after. Esme finds a comparable replacement to use for practice.Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme finds a large pipe wrench and whacks the droid on it’s midsection.Esme=250 Droid=250-55=195
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 5, 1
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:21 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid is damaged by the shrill scream before it can redirect the sound waves into its processors. It collects the noise, amplifies it, and sends it back at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85
Esme stuffs a cotton rag into either ear and swishes her light saber on the droid. The droid’s power pack and processing unit fall to the floor. The droid follows soon after. Esme finds a comparable replacement to use for practice.Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme finds a large pipe wrench and whacks the droid on it’s midsection.Esme=250 Droid=250-55=195 The droid brings out it's own toolbox and finds a pair of needlenose pliers to pinch the girl with. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 1, 8
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:31 am
Darth Daddicus The droid brings out it's own toolbox and finds a pair of needlenose pliers to pinch the girl with. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 should be 140? Droid = 195
Esme takes the needlenose pliers away from the droid and slams the tips of the grippers into the droid’s stabilizers. Esme slams the handle into the wall and breaks it off, successfully causing the droid to waver.Esme=140? Droid=195-55-55=85
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 3, 6
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:55 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDrags another droid off the production line. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid is furious about its ruined and tarnished finish after shining itself and polishing meticulously for days. It takes out its buffer and uses it on the girl. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Could do with a little polish - thanks. Fred 195 Droid 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 100-sided dice:
51, 21, 85
Total: 157 (3-300)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:32 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid brings out it's own toolbox and finds a pair of needlenose pliers to pinch the girl with. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 should be 140? Droid = 195
Esme takes the needlenose pliers away from the droid and slams the tips of the grippers into the droid’s stabilizers. Esme slams the handle into the wall and breaks it off, successfully causing the droid to waver.Esme=140? Droid=195-55-55=85 The droid pulls out a hydrospanner and throws it at the girl's head. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 3, 4
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:33 am
Darth Daddicus Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid brings out it's own toolbox and finds a pair of needlenose pliers to pinch the girl with. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 should be 140? Droid = 195
Esme takes the needlenose pliers away from the droid and slams the tips of the grippers into the droid’s stabilizers. Esme slams the handle into the wall and breaks it off, successfully causing the droid to waver.Esme=140? Droid=195-55-55=85 The droid pulls out a hydrospanner and throws it at the girl's head. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85 Proper dice roll this time, though........
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 5, 2
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:35 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDrags another droid off the production line. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid is furious about its ruined and tarnished finish after shining itself and polishing meticulously for days. It takes out its buffer and uses it on the girl. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Could do with a little polish - thanks. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid throws the girl into a rock polisher and locks the door. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 85
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