What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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13% |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 3, 1
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 7:46 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin à ahh! must finish that droid, least get some damage on it lol no hits! I'm a gonner lol! *runs* The droid stabs the girl with a sword and holds her against the fire like a marshmallow. Queentintin = Crap! The girl got too crispy on the outside! Droid = 250
LOL I knew you'd make up something like so! lol new battle! Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 LIke to get my revenge, I recuperate, always do lol 2 hits! take that, this little Jackalope knows a few tricks lol Queentintin= 250 Droid= 140 xd The droid sicks a pack of Dobermans on the jackalope. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 140
oo now that was evil! but we owned a dwarf pincher and *Chummy* was the best dog, I miss him, loved till he was 15 yrs , dog yrs , heart good morning Dark one xd got ya! match over, droid caput , 3 hits xd twisted The droid uses a cattle prod on the girl to force her into a corner. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 85 This is your first battle in March, so this is a new droid.ah ok, cool! lets get it on lol 1 hit, means were tied , xd, oops nope mistook score lol Queenie =140 Darth's droid= 30
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 6, 6
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 8:07 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 New droid for a new month. MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSlices at the droid's weak spot. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid eats the chocolate the girl offers it, as that is its only weakness, and offers the girl a bite of King Cake. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
How thoughtful. Thank you. Gives the droid a huge box of chocolates to slow it down. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid begins a strict Keto diet until it realizes that it has been destroying itself by trying to eat nourishment of any kind because it relies strictly upon oil and energy. The Meatbag girl tricked it! The droid force-feeds the girl some of its own dietary needs by shoving a live wire into her mouth. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 85
New diet technique? Pulls wire out and wraps around droid's neck. Pulls tight. Fred 140 Droid 85 The droid is no more. biggrin
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 4, 5
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 1:02 pm
Darth Daddicus The droid fires a barrage of poisonous darts at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85
Esme pivots and swings her fist wide. It connects with the droid’s left audio processor.Esme=85 Droid=85-55=30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 2, 2
Total: 6 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:00 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin LOL I knew you'd make up something like so! lol new battle! Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 LIke to get my revenge, I recuperate, always do lol 2 hits! take that, this little Jackalope knows a few tricks lol Queentintin= 250 Droid= 140 xd The droid sicks a pack of Dobermans on the jackalope. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 140
oo now that was evil! but we owned a dwarf pincher and *Chummy* was the best dog, I miss him, loved till he was 15 yrs , dog yrs , heart good morning Dark one xd got ya! match over, droid caput , 3 hits xd twisted The droid uses a cattle prod on the girl to force her into a corner. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 85 This is your first battle in March, so this is a new droid.ah ok, cool! lets get it on lol 1 hit, means were tied , xd, oops nope mistook score lol Queenie =140 Darth's droid= 30 The droid tries a fancy roundhouse kick before it realizes it has no feet or legs. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 3, 4
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:02 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPAnother droid to defeat. Test the droid's strength with an arm wrestle. Fred 250 Droid 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 8, 5
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:02 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid fires a barrage of poisonous darts at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85
Esme pivots and swings her fist wide. It connects with the droid’s left audio processor.Esme=85 Droid=85-55=30 The droid observes the folly of another droid throwing a roundhouse kick, but still decides to try this maneuver itself. Esme Marie Cullen = The droid is just as surprised as the girl when she falls to the ground. Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 3, 6
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:07 am
Darth Daddicus The droid observes the folly of another droid throwing a roundhouse kick, but still decides to try this maneuver itself. Esme Marie Cullen = The droid is just as surprised as the girl when she falls to the ground. Droid = 30
Esme drop kicks the droid’s roller and watches it teeter.Esme=250 Droid=250-55=195
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 4
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 11:55 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid observes the folly of another droid throwing a roundhouse kick, but still decides to try this maneuver itself. Esme Marie Cullen = The droid is just as surprised as the girl when she falls to the ground. Droid = 30
Esme drop kicks the droid’s roller and watches it teeter.Esme=250 Droid=250-55=195 Esme spots a pairvof long-nosed pliers, opens them and jabs the pointed ends into it’s visual enhancers.Esme=250 Droid=195-55=140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 5, 1
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:02 am
Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPAnother droid to defeat. Test the droid's strength with an arm wrestle. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid attempts to remove the girl's arm at the socket with its vibroblade. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 1, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:03 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid observes the folly of another droid throwing a roundhouse kick, but still decides to try this maneuver itself. Esme Marie Cullen = The droid is just as surprised as the girl when she falls to the ground. Droid = 30
Esme drop kicks the droid’s roller and watches it teeter.Esme=250 Droid=250-55=195 Esme spots a pairvof long-nosed pliers, opens them and jabs the pointed ends into it’s visual enhancers.Esme=250 Droid=195-55=140 The droid finds its one set of needle-nosed pliers and begins plucking the girl's nosehairs out with them. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 4, 8
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 10:55 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPAnother droid to defeat. Test the droid's strength with an arm wrestle. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid attempts to remove the girl's arm at the socket with its vibroblade. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
Lucky it was blunt. Karate chops the droid. Fred 195 Droid 140
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 5, 6
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 10:57 am
[quote="Darth Daddicus”] The droid finds its one set of needle-nosed pliers and begins plucking the girl's nosehairs out with them. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 140
Esme ignites her light saber and relieves the droid of it’s left and right appendages. Esme=140 Droid=140-55-55=30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 4, 3
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:56 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPAnother droid to defeat. Test the droid's strength with an arm wrestle. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid attempts to remove the girl's arm at the socket with its vibroblade. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
Lucky it was blunt. Karate chops the droid. Fred 195 Droid 140 The droid ignites a lightsaber and comes down with an overhead strike. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 2, 7
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 8:02 am
Esme Marie Cullen [quote="Darth Daddicus”] The droid finds its one set of needle-nosed pliers and begins plucking the girl's nosehairs out with them. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 140
Esme ignites her light saber and relieves the droid of it’s left and right appendages.Esme=140 Droid=140-55-55=30 The droid emits a deadly gas as it expires and the girl approaches. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 2, 4
Total: 7 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:04 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPAnother droid to defeat. Test the droid's strength with an arm wrestle. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid attempts to remove the girl's arm at the socket with its vibroblade. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
Lucky it was blunt. Karate chops the droid. Fred 195 Droid 140 The droid ignites a lightsaber and comes down with an overhead strike. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 140
Stumbles into the droid whilst concussed. Fred 140 Droid 140
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