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[Esselean]

23

...ry eggs for dinner
Fry eggs for tea
The more you eat the more you drink
the more you want to p....  

[Esselean]

24

...eter had a boat
the boat began to rock
up jumped jaws
and bit him on the c**k.....  

[Esselean]

25

...tail gingerale
40 cents a glass
If you don't like it you can
shove it up your as....  

[Esselean]

26

...k no questions
i'll tell you no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
doing up their flies...  

[Esselean]

27

... are annoying
mosquitoes are worse
This is the end
of my naughty little verse!  

[Esselean]

28

Hehehe
There is a similar song that goes
Eh hem...  

[Esselean]

29

Miss Suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
When Suzy went to heaven
The steamboat went to hell....  

[Esselean]

30

.... o operator
please give me number 9
and if you disconnect me
i will kick you from behind....  

[Esselean]

31

... the refridgerator
There was a piece of glass
When Suzy sat upon it
She broke her little as...  

[Esselean]

32

..... k no more questions
i'll tell you no more lies
I saw a policeman
doing up his fly....  

[Esselean]

33

..... s are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
are kissing in the....  

[Esselean]

34

..... D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K
dark, dark....  

[Esselean]

35

....Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a radio
and that is all i know....  

[Esselean]

36

......I know my ma
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
With a 40 acre bra....  

[Esselean]

37

.... My mum is Godzilla
My dad is king kong
My sister is the stupid one
who made me sing this song!!!!