Ask a stupid qustion, get a stupid answer

[Admiral Derp]

I'd asplode... Ummm... A WORLD.

Saix=Cow? (DON'T ask...)  

[Johbies]

Yup, because s + a divided by pi + ab multiplied by the force of gravity and then square rooted to cancel out the i, which equals 10c, and leave the x = cow. smile

Get it?  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Nope.

What sound does a kitty make?

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Johbies]

E-I-E-I-O!

Where's that noise coming from?  

[Elbereth Amandil]

It's all in your head. o.o

WHAT IN THE NAME OF MAPLE SYRUP...???!!!  

[Johbies]

Yup, it's totally cookies.

Why is it white out?  

[Elbereth Amandil]

Oh! Oh! Pick me! I know this one! Wait.. I forgot. DX

POP QUIZ!! Okay, virtual pencils down... is it A B OR 3?  

[Admiral Derp]

ITS X! THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS X!

Why do I see dead people?  

[Johbies]

Blame the milk.

When's it gonna rain?  

[Admiral Derp]

Whenever I want it to.

Did that puppy just moo at me?  

[Elbereth Amandil]

No, silly. That was my goat.

What is with you people??  

[Admiral Derp]

Imma do the things that I wanna do, I ain't got a thing to prove to you!
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans, excuse my manners if I make a scene...
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like, I'm fine and dandy with the me inside.
I look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink, I don't give a hoot about what you think!

Do you know what that song that is? (Points to whoever gets this...)  

[Elbereth Amandil]

PORK AND BEANS!!!

Did my vote really count?  

[Johbies]

Who're you again?

How much gold do I have?  

[Elbereth Amandil]

More than 1.

Is it puppy chow or monkey munch?