*game*Kill the person's wish above you

[Yokai Orochi Revived]

There is but no-one invited you.

I wish I was immortal.  

[Shade7510]

Wish Granted, unfortunately in the future the world was taken over the annoying orange for all eternity so you have to spend the rest of it listening to "hey".

I wish for 2 more wishes  

[EternalNightingale]

Wish granted, but you were suddenly hit with a horrible case of amnesia and you no longer remembered the 2 wonderful wishes you wanted, so you wish for crappy things xD

I wish I could find a decent job D:

 

[Yokai Orochi Revived]

You find the ideal job but say something creepy at the interview and get a restraining order.

I wish that I could draw  

[Mirai Maku]

Wish granted, but everything you touch now evaporates.

I wish my college started carrying Coca-Cola products.  

[snowleopard_1116]

The college starts carrying coke products but they are all flat
I wish that I had a pikachu to follow me around.  

[SuPerKiTty_otaku]

Wish granted, but Pikachu suddenly becomes evil and tries to kill you.

I wish i could sing.  

[snowleopard_1116]

wish granted but you lose your voice right as you are about to sing.
I wish for peace and happiness across the world  

[Yokai Orochi Revived]

Wish granted but there's only peace and happiness because everyone is dead so there's no-one left to be sad.

I wish for a bagel umbrella.  

[Kurai Hexious]

Wish granted, but bird attack you to eat the bagel.

I wish I had a soround sound system.  

[rahna]

Wish granted, but it's broken.

I wish there was more Pepsi in every can.  

[Yokai Orochi Revived]

Wish granted but now everything can you drink tastes like coke.

I wish I could make anything taste like bacon.  

[Mirai Maku]

Wish granted, but you suddenly get the flu and now your mind associates bacon with being sick, so bacon now gives you intense nausea.

I wish I could skip over winter and go straight into mid-spring.  

[rahna]

Wish granted, but you live in Antarctica so it's snowy and cold no matter what the season!

I wish I could fly without the aid of wings.  

[Yokai Orochi Revived]

Wish granted but you get sucked into a jet turbine and can never fly again.

I wish I had a snake tail.