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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:04 am
this thread is old stare i remembered that i wrote a list like that in this guild
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:39 am
Let's see now...
-Frequently wears black clothing. Well, not frequently... -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. I thought ankhs were an Egyptian symbol of eternal life, and as far as I know, they didn't beleive in Satan... I made an ankh at camp with lanyard... -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. no, thank you. Getting my ears peirced was enough for me. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) it's better than rap, which had lyrics that insult women, curse, and are generally inappropriate. -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. *cough* ninja -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. You should see my schedule. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. Once again, not neccesarily Satanic. -Takes drugs. Ewww. -Drinks alcohol. not yet.. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. *gasp* Now why would I feel like that? -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) ...I thought people cut to release anger? -Complains of boredom. Well, DUH. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. What kid with more than two honors/AP classes gets any sleep? -Is excessively awake during the night. Gotta love insomnia. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) Large pupils generally makes excessive light painful. That's what the eye doctor said. -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) The last three are all the same. Actually, it's so I don't have to look at my brother's face. -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. DUH. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. The only nun I've ever ha prolonged contact with is EVIL. Thank goodness my parents put me in public school after she came. And some teachers are just unbearable. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. If you live by the rules, you miss all the fun! -Eats excessively or too little. Most teens have wierd eating habits... -Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. WTF? -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. The tap water at school tastes the same... (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) Yes, Playhouse Disney and Nick Jr. are Satanic. -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. RPGs are FUN. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. ...no comment... -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -Dances to music in a provocative manner. Considering the stereotypical goth has pale skin, why is dancing even mentioned? -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. what does that have to do with being goth? -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. I wasn't aware that philosophy, Buddhism, and Hinuism were "dangerous cults". -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth. Well, um, *falls over laughing*
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:18 pm
Hah...I sent this list to my friends in an email...personally i got a kick out of it. But my comments at the end of the email seemed like more of a rant. I figured I would post it here...
------------- I found this online and I just cracked up when I read it. Could just be me, but I find the fact that people believe this/are this fanatical about stuff to be insanely funny. Yet sad at the same time...
Here's the article-type-thing:
------------- -insert newsletter here- -------------
Now, while I admit that some of these things are a little odd, very few of them even pertain to the 'goth' subculture! Some of them are stuff perfectly 'normal' teenagers do! If they think that people showing five or more 'signs' on this list should be admitted to a mental institution, I should be locked up by now. I mean come on....cereal? They also mention a lot of things to be satanic...I dunno about you, but the last time I heard of Buddhism or ankhs being satanic was...uh...never. To say the least, most if not all of this is unproven, irrelivant, untrue, and just plain rediculous church propaganda. And a lot of it is just cheesy. "I'm a goth." pins? Jeez. Some of it is even discriminatory...bisexual or homosexual people are all gothic, and therefore are all out to destroy the church? I could go on for hours about the amount of idiocy this newsletter gathers into one compacted text form. In short, you can apply the "All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares." philosophy here, but to an even greater extent. Not all 'goths' are satanists, not all satanists are goths. Hell, everyone in the world is not out to get these people, but it seems like they have a whole lot against everyone else! Addmittedly, these goth people may not choose a path that society deems 'normal', but everyone seems to let them go on thier way just fine, as they do to everyone else. Once again, I could go on for hours...
But in hindsight, I found that list quite humorous to read!
Hahaha, goths... ~ Emily -------------
Yup...there we have it. The idiocy of some people is astounding. Just when we though the world wouldn't be overrun with even more incompetent Christian fanatics who push the perfectly fine basic teachings of thier perfectly fine religion to an amazingly ********' annoying-borderline-rage-inducing level.
Someone shoot me now and put me out of my misery. XD
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:31 pm
I read it to my little eight year old sister "Oh Im so obviusly goth for Im bord and want my privacy. Whatever you do dont shut the bathroom door when you use it cause it makes you goth. Im watching TV like very ohter kid in America because I must be goth. I dont want my dad ther wile Im playing barbie with my friends cause Im so goth!"
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:57 pm
that's effed up...honestly, if we want to be gothic, let us. don't say we're spawns of evil and that we need to have some religious person come and like, exorcise us or something.... that just makes Goths seem like freaks and like they're bad people... geez that just pisses me off
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:07 pm
this gets funnier every time i see it.
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:37 pm
:[tries to stop laughing]
COUNT CHOCULA IS SOOO SATANIC!!!!!
it's sad, really. what's even sadder is some parents are probably dense enough to belive that crap.
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:38 pm
-Frequently wears black clothing. All the time-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. Am wearing Pink Floyd PJs right now-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. yup check out the rest of my profile for the other ones-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. sometimes-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. there so hot-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) well my siggy should explain my Marilyn Manson obsesion...... I FRICKEN LOVE HIM. I get to go to his tour next summer hells yeah-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. yup-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. first of I don't even belive in god, second sports are not for me.-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. Death is a part of life you can't just ignore it, why not embrace it?-Takes drugs. ehhh na never have-Drinks alcohol. nope not this one either-Is suicidal and/or depressed. not a bit-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) I have before but stoped-Complains of boredom. Dosen't everyone?-Sleeps too excessively or too little. excessibely-Is excessively awake during the night. im awake now aren't I? 12:30 am-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) burns my eyes.....-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. what am I supose to masturbate or ******** infront of my parents?-Spends large amounts of time alone. yeah and?-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) oh yeah thats what im doing rolleyes -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. as I said before..... am I supose to ******** infront of my parents?-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. yeah they need to get a life-Misbehaves at school. eh not that often-Misbehaves at home. yeah i am currently grounded-Eats excessively or too little. no-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. Timmy:Hey mom can we get this cerial? I like chocolate w/ the little marshmellows.... Mom: *Looks at her son strangly* Huh? You mean to tell me you like this Satan cerial? *starts to look a lil crazy* I AM TOTALLY GOING TO BEAT YOUR a** WHEN WE GET HOME LITTLE MAN! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE THE NEWAGE ANITCHIST! Timmy: eep! I just wanted the cerial-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) I drink my own blood but I don't cut myself just to do it and i dont drink other peopls blood.-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) ..... wow-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. The Sims 2 all the way baby-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. I have been on the computer for about 7 hours today? exesive for me i think not-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. YUPPERS-Dances to music in a provocative manner. Like dirty dancing?-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. no but i belive in there rights-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. I forgot buddhism was dangerous-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". That just screems poser-Claims to be a goth. uh yeah
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:29 am
|Love me| Quote: -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Isn't philosophy a part of every religion? Isn't that the point? Quote: -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) If these guys so much as TOUCH my CDs, I will castrate them with a spork, dig out their livers and give them to my friend, who will give them to Hannibal Lecter.
I'm not kidding. Go near Green Day or Chicago and I will slit your throat. Quote: -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. Are you kidding? I'M THE ECCENTRIC ONE. Quote: -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. Oh my god, Kingdom Hearts 2 is gonna send to a hell I don't believe in? Quote: -Is homosexual and/or bisexual Question: How can you be homosexual and bisexual at the same time? And I'd like to show these guys the Kinsey scale- look it up if you're unfamiliar with it.
Already know that you think I'm damned because I like girls, you don't have to shove it into the stereotype too. It just shows that a whole bunch of us are a helluva a lot more tolerant than "forgiving" religious tyrants.
The only thing I agree with is that Scientology is a cult. No offense to any scientologists, but it basically rehashes reincarnation, and adding something called "Thetans" that sound like they come from Greek mythology.
|That's all I ask of you|
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:55 am
willworkforbooz999 Wow, are we really that sinful? What drugs are those people not on? |Love me|
Obviously, they had too much Jesus juice.
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:21 am
That's so funny! I mean, they can't even get it right, I mean what the hell is a Gothic? Gothic is an adjective! People wonder why christianity is going down... now, let's see....
-Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: pentagrams, pentacles, -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. DECLINING? I frequesntly beat people up for being interested in such "wholesome" activities! -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Eats too little. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca. -Claims to be a goth.
I'm so damned... wait.... *Is a Wiccan*. If you can't be good, at least don't belive in hell.
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:12 am
Big_Ass_Guitar_Gun Quote: Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with an important message, a message that we as young people should all take notice of. Here it is in full. If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord! Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child: -Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -Takes drugs. -Drinks alcohol. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -Dances to music in a provocative manner. -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth. If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. I post this here so you can all see the dangers of this insideous subculture. I myself was almost lured into its self-destructive spiral, but through the help of my local church and parents I managed to escape. Your church can help you too, if you just pay close attention to the warning signs. Thank you. Oh my favorit one is in red rofl It is sad how stupid people are in this world. gonk I never know the toleration of Buddhism was so "dangerous". Because I speak Well im a Sinner? Becuse I say Im bored im a sinner? These people are ingnoent bastards. Worship what I worship or your going to hell. You are ******** retared. go to hell.And I happen To like count Chocula So ******** OFF!
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:47 am
how can you be homosexual and bi sexual (refuring to list)
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:33 am
Big_Ass_Guitar_Gun Quote: Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with an important message, a message that we as young people should all take notice of. Here it is in full. If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord! Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child: -Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -Takes drugs. -Drinks alcohol. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -Dances to music in a provocative manner. -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth. If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. I post this here so you can all see the dangers of this insideous subculture. I myself was almost lured into its self-destructive spiral, but through the help of my local church and parents I managed to escape. Your church can help you too, if you just pay close attention to the warning signs. Thank you. Oh my favorit one is in red rofl It is sad how stupid people are in this world. gonk I never know the toleration of Buddhism was so "dangerous". rofl rofl the red one was so cool!
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:16 pm
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