Diss The Rapper Above You(THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE IS OPEN)

[Young VZ]

MC Relevant

Hm, rapping...in the words of Ekkii :
(the rhyme is speaking as if I'm imitating Ekkii, the person above me)

Hai Guiz my names Ekkii (Icky), 'cause that's what the girls call me.
Maybe that's why they never call me, when they go to the mall, geeze.
Freeze! Or I'll super zap you with my make believe magic powers!
Nerd? Naw, you're just jealous, I has super swag like Austin Powers!
I'mma awesome high level Mage! You'd never make it inside my tower!
My power is super mumble behind your back, yes, I'm a SKILLED coward!
I scream LOUDER to compensate for the small thingy in my pants.
I watch Poke'mon, Chowder, OH and iCarly and Barney, WHAT A BLAST!
In my past? I never got to eat, those mean-ol' bullies always took my lunch money.
And i STILL don't know who my father is, my mom gets around more than dust bunnies.
I has my inhaler, my coke bottle glasses, high waters, and my character sheet!
They're staring at me! gonk Darnit! I didn't clean up! Now they see I'm wearing my skeet. :'C
Popularity is over-rated, but honestly? I wanna' be cool, but my rhymes aren't funny.
But I try to feel important anyway, that's why I play with my my momma's money.
Gah, I would do ANYTHING if I could be as cool as Mr. Relevant!
God! I'll give up a week of masturbation if you give me that miracle heaven sent!

rofl rofl rofl

relevant i got respect for the lyrics that u spout
but you need to check them ugly words before you s**t them out
playin like you really good you just mimicin DA Drought
3... bitches on their knees sayin u aint really bout
Nothin matters more than the way your mom moves her mouth
It aint my fault you so broke she pay yo bills by goin south
And even tho i give respect peace bruh i am out
Cuz i caint stand a fake a** bitches tryin to grab the mike and shout  

[ReIevant]

Young VZ

MC Relevant

Hm, rapping...in the words of Ekkii :
(the rhyme is speaking as if I'm imitating Ekkii, the person above me)

Hai Guiz my names Ekkii (Icky), 'cause that's what the girls call me.
Maybe that's why they never call me, when they go to the mall, geeze.
Freeze! Or I'll super zap you with my make believe magic powers!
Nerd? Naw, you're just jealous, I has super swag like Austin Powers!
I'mma awesome high level Mage! You'd never make it inside my tower!
My power is super mumble behind your back, yes, I'm a SKILLED coward!
I scream LOUDER to compensate for the small thingy in my pants.
I watch Poke'mon, Chowder, OH and iCarly and Barney, WHAT A BLAST!
In my past? I never got to eat, those mean-ol' bullies always took my lunch money.
And i STILL don't know who my father is, my mom gets around more than dust bunnies.
I has my inhaler, my coke bottle glasses, high waters, and my character sheet!
They're staring at me! gonk Darnit! I didn't clean up! Now they see I'm wearing my skeet. :'C
Popularity is over-rated, but honestly? I wanna' be cool, but my rhymes aren't funny.
But I try to feel important anyway, that's why I play with my my momma's money.
Gah, I would do ANYTHING if I could be as cool as Mr. Relevant!
God! I'll give up a week of masturbation if you give me that miracle heaven sent!

rofl rofl rofl

relevant i got respect for the lyrics that u spout
but you need to check them ugly words before you s**t them out
playin like you really good you just mimicin DA Drought
3... bitches on their knees sayin u aint really bout
Nothin matters more than the way your mom moves her mouth
It aint my fault you so broke she pay yo bills by goin south
And even tho i give respect peace bruh i am out
Cuz i caint stand a fake a** bitches tryin to grab the mike and shout

My rhymes are too fly! Havin' assasination attempts from rhymin' killas!
I guess I should pick up my bags and run away from this young VaginaZilla.
My lines are realla' than reality itself, and not that s**t you see on TV.
But i can't speak TOO much on that, you already want to be me.
I have to get a telescope just to read your lame s**t from my high winner's seat.
Let's see, the next piece? I think I'll touch on how you're from Tennessee.
Irony, since you're against this titan, and you probably like ya' foot on balls.
Let's face it, it's a different reason you're mouth is waterin for "5 Dolla Footlongs".
Or are you from California, or maybe from Texas, s**t your profile is confusin'.
Butchu' cruisin' for a bruisin' and losin' your mind! I'mma bomb with short fuses.  

[SWaGah -B- MeEh]

wow i gotta another fan boi faggit all on ma d**k,
he took the time to research and make a link 2 ma pic,
u ******** fagotz are sic,u nothen less then a b***h,
always runnin round town gettin molested and ripped,
quit,lil niggaz always yellen swagger this and swagger that,
when u still live wit yo momz emptyin trashes and gettin snackz,
maaaan im so tired of roastin on this weak *****,
and tell yo momz dont wait up,ama be late 4 dinnah

MC Relevant

Hm, rapping...in the words of Ekkii :
(the rhyme is speaking as if I'm imitating Ekkii, the person above me)

Hai Guiz my names Ekkii (Icky), 'cause that's what the girls call me.
Maybe that's why they never call me, when they go to the mall, geeze.
Freeze! Or I'll super zap you with my make believe magic powers!
Nerd? Naw, you're just jealous, I has super swag like Austin Powers!
I'mma awesome high level Mage! You'd never make it inside my tower!
My power is super mumble behind your back, yes, I'm a SKILLED coward!
I scream LOUDER to compensate for the small thingy in my pants.
I watch Poke'mon, Chowder, OH and iCarly and Barney, WHAT A BLAST!
In my past? I never got to eat, those mean-ol' bullies always took my lunch money.
And i STILL don't know who my father is, my mom gets around more than dust bunnies.
I has my inhaler, my coke bottle glasses, high waters, and my character sheet!
They're staring at me! gonk Darnit! I didn't clean up! Now they see I'm wearing my skeet. :'C
Popularity is over-rated, but honestly? I wanna' be cool, but my rhymes aren't funny.
But I try to feel important anyway, that's why I play with my my momma's money.
Gah, I would do ANYTHING if I could be as cool as Mr. Relevant!
God! I'll give up a week of masturbation if you give me that miracle heaven sent!

rofl rofl rofl

 

[ReIevant]

ekkii

MC Relevant

Hm, rapping...in the words of Ekkii :
(the rhyme is speaking as if I'm imitating Ekkii, the person above me)

Hai Guiz my names Ekkii (Icky), 'cause that's what the girls call me.
Maybe that's why they never call me, when they go to the mall, geeze.
Freeze! Or I'll super zap you with my make believe magic powers!
Nerd? Naw, you're just jealous, I has super swag like Austin Powers!
I'mma awesome high level Mage! You'd never make it inside my tower!
My power is super mumble behind your back, yes, I'm a SKILLED coward!
I scream LOUDER to compensate for the small thingy in my pants.
I watch Poke'mon, Chowder, OH and iCarly and Barney, WHAT A BLAST!
In my past? I never got to eat, those mean-ol' bullies always took my lunch money.
And i STILL don't know who my father is, my mom gets around more than dust bunnies.
I has my inhaler, my coke bottle glasses, high waters, and my character sheet!
They're staring at me! gonk Darnit! I didn't clean up! Now they see I'm wearing my skeet. :'C
Popularity is over-rated, but honestly? I wanna' be cool, but my rhymes aren't funny.
But I try to feel important anyway, that's why I play with my my momma's money.
Gah, I would do ANYTHING if I could be as cool as Mr. Relevant!
God! I'll give up a week of masturbation if you give me that miracle heaven sent!

rofl rofl rofl

wow i gotta another fan boi faggit all on ma d**k,
he took the time to research and make a link 2 ma pic,
u ******** fagotz are sic,u nothen less then a b***h,
always runnin round town gettin molested and ripped,
quit,lil niggaz always yellen swagger this and swagger that,
when u still live wit yo momz emptyin trashes and gettin snackz,
maaaan im so tired of roastin on this weak *****,
and tell yo momz dont wait up,ama be late 4 dinnah

Hm, rapping...in the words of Ekkii Part 2 :
(the rhyme is speaking as if I'm imitating Ekkii, the person above me)

Hmmm yeaa yeaa yeaa, I'll type a little bit of this, and that.
This should be a good enough illusion to make people THINK i can rap.
Who the hells is this? MC Relevant? I'mma end this ***** hella quick.
-click- -reads- Damn....it's impossible to come up with better s**t.
I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO! I'll make generic a** "********' ya' momma" jokes.
Those lines're old. I'm obviously whack as ********, and has nothing better, soo...
I'll go ahead and make f*****t jokes, and act like that's original.
Damn...I suck at rhyming too, Da' <********> rhymes with original!?
Even though he never said s**t about him havin' swag, i'll still make this diss.
Doesn't make sense, but if i stop now? They'll be bored AND in suspense.
I hope they can't tell I'mma fat <********> because I talk about food alot...
Snackz, and Dinnah, ******** his mom? Psh, I just wanna see whats in the pot.
Even said somethin' about Roastin'..mmm..roast, I need some food to fix.
I hope Relevant doesn't say "Findin' a pic insn't research, YOU STUPID b***h!" :'c
It'll really hurt my feelings, and though I act like I'm a villian?...
I have the heart of children, oh wait, maybe mind...whatever! I'mma eat some chicken. :'D

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[SWaGah -B- MeEh]

LMFAO DAM aite u burned burning_eyes me with that one xD good s**t im laffin ma a** of readin it *claps*

MC Relevant

ekkii

MC Relevant

Hm, rapping...in the words of Ekkii :
(the rhyme is speaking as if I'm imitating Ekkii, the person above me)

Hai Guiz my names Ekkii (Icky), 'cause that's what the girls call me.
Maybe that's why they never call me, when they go to the mall, geeze.
Freeze! Or I'll super zap you with my make believe magic powers!
Nerd? Naw, you're just jealous, I has super swag like Austin Powers!
I'mma awesome high level Mage! You'd never make it inside my tower!
My power is super mumble behind your back, yes, I'm a SKILLED coward!
I scream LOUDER to compensate for the small thingy in my pants.
I watch Poke'mon, Chowder, OH and iCarly and Barney, WHAT A BLAST!
In my past? I never got to eat, those mean-ol' bullies always took my lunch money.
And i STILL don't know who my father is, my mom gets around more than dust bunnies.
I has my inhaler, my coke bottle glasses, high waters, and my character sheet!
They're staring at me! gonk Darnit! I didn't clean up! Now they see I'm wearing my skeet. :'C
Popularity is over-rated, but honestly? I wanna' be cool, but my rhymes aren't funny.
But I try to feel important anyway, that's why I play with my my momma's money.
Gah, I would do ANYTHING if I could be as cool as Mr. Relevant!
God! I'll give up a week of masturbation if you give me that miracle heaven sent!

rofl rofl rofl

wow i gotta another fan boi faggit all on ma d**k,
he took the time to research and make a link 2 ma pic,
u ******** fagotz are sic,u nothen less then a b***h,
always runnin round town gettin molested and ripped,
quit,lil niggaz always yellen swagger this and swagger that,
when u still live wit yo momz emptyin trashes and gettin snackz,
maaaan im so tired of roastin on this weak *****,
and tell yo momz dont wait up,ama be late 4 dinnah

Hm, rapping...in the words of Ekkii Part 2 :
(the rhyme is speaking as if I'm imitating Ekkii, the person above me)

Hmmm yeaa yeaa yeaa, I'll type a little bit of this, and that.
This should be a good enough illusion to make people THINK i can rap.
Who the hells is this? MC Relevant? I'mma end this ***** hella quick.
-click- -reads- Damn....it's impossible to come up with better s**t.
I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO! I'll make generic a** "********' ya' momma" jokes.
Those lines're old. I'm obviously whack as ********, and has nothing better, soo...
I'll go ahead and make f*****t jokes, and act like that's original.
Damn...I suck at rhyming too, Da' <********> rhymes with original!?
Even though he never said s**t about him havin' swag, i'll still make this diss.
Doesn't make sense, but if i stop now? They'll be bored AND in suspense.
I hope they can't tell I'mma fat <********> because I talk about food alot...
Snackz, and Dinnah, ******** his mom? Psh, I just wanna see whats in the pot.
Even said somethin' about Roastin'..mmm..roast, I need some food to fix.
I hope Relevant doesn't say "Findin' a pic insn't research, YOU STUPID b***h!" :'c
It'll really hurt my feelings, and though I act like I'm a villian?...
I have the heart of children, oh wait, maybe mind...whatever! I'mma eat some chicken. :'D

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

 

[ReIevant]

ekkii

LMFAO DAM aite u burned burning_eyes me with that one xD good s**t im laffin ma a** of readin it *claps*

Lmao, thanks. 3nodding
It was a fun little experiment. I never did the "rappin' in the words of" thing before. rofl  

[Young VZ]

MC Relevant

ekkii

LMFAO DAM aite u burned burning_eyes me with that one xD good s**t im laffin ma a** of readin it *claps*

Lmao, thanks. 3nodding
It was a fun little experiment. I never did the "rappin' in the words of" thing before. rofl

damn i think ima try that rappin in the the words of thing for when i battle my boi vet  

[SWaGah -B- MeEh]

lol yea it turned out nice plus you got that tru hip hop type of rapping im not a rapper im a graff artist so everything i say is gonna be generic im not even gonna lie xD ill diss myself idc itz all fun to me biggrin

Young VZ

MC Relevant

ekkii

LMFAO DAM aite u burned burning_eyes me with that one xD good s**t im laffin ma a** of readin it *claps*

Lmao, thanks. 3nodding
It was a fun little experiment. I never did the "rappin' in the words of" thing before. rofl

damn i think ima try that rappin in the the words of thing for when i battle my boi vet

 

[IceyPimp15]

To the oh lets do it beat...

Ok. Long time no visit, who is it? They call me JE.
Mohawk shawty, the ***** with mo riches than Macy's
See maybe you aint heard of me.
Yo please dont say a word to me.
Cause I'm shaking the game's foundation, state of emergency.
&ekkii if your hating, i'll turn your whole hood to haiti
no earthquaking, yo face it, your gangsta rap is outdated.
I'm just saying.
Stop playing. You aint ready for the major league.
Catch me spitting dough, and cheese.
Pizza flow, my team reigns supreme.
But you and your crew should be prepared to take a loss.
Forgot the marinara, so i'll bust yo head, there's my tomato sauce.
I'm raw & uncut or Premium & grade A.
You soft as a baby's butt. Your girl's a slut. You have to pay
just to touch the p***y. Is it hard for you to ignore the smell?
I heard its loose, sex with her is like throwing coins in a well.
Well isnt that swell? I don't think so either.
Got plenty paper, and a a pencil sharp swag. Who needs a teacher?
People, listen up please cause I'ma only say this once.
This verse will serve as my card, call me out if you want,
But watch your back if you front. I'll make it easier to understand
If you tryna stunt on me b***h you better be Jackie Chan.  

[SWaGah -B- MeEh]

lmao bottom line LMFAOhttp://metro.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5517d263f883301116895471a970c-pi

IceyPimp15

To the oh lets do it beat...

Ok. Long time no visit, who is it? They call me JE.
Mohawk shawty, the ***** with mo riches than Macy's
See maybe you aint heard of me.
Yo please dont say a word to me.
Cause I'm shaking the game's foundation, state of emergency.
&ekkii if your hating, i'll turn your whole hood to haiti
no earthquaking, yo face it, your gangsta rap is outdated.
I'm just saying.
Stop playing. You aint ready for the major league.
Catch me spitting dough, and cheese.
Pizza flow, my team reigns supreme.
But you and your crew should be prepared to take a loss.
Forgot the marinara, so i'll bust yo head, there's my tomato sauce.
I'm raw & uncut or Premium & grade A.
You soft as a baby's butt. Your girl's a slut. You have to pay
just to touch the p***y. Is it hard for you to ignore the smell?
I heard its loose, sex with her is like throwing coins in a well.
Well isnt that swell? I don't think so either.
Got plenty paper, and a a pencil sharp swag. Who needs a teacher?
People, listen up please cause I'ma only say this once.
This verse will serve as my card, call me out if you want,
But watch your back if you front. I'll make it easier to understand
If you tryna stunt on me b***h you better be Jackie Chan.

 

[IceyPimp15]

ekkii

lmao bottom line LMFAOhttp://metro.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5517d263f883301116895471a970c-pi

IceyPimp15

To the oh lets do it beat...

Ok. Long time no visit, who is it? They call me JE.
Mohawk shawty, the ***** with mo riches than Macy's
See maybe you aint heard of me.
Yo please dont say a word to me.
Cause I'm shaking the game's foundation, state of emergency.
&ekkii if your hating, i'll turn your whole hood to haiti
no earthquaking, yo face it, your gangsta rap is outdated.
I'm just saying.
Stop playing. You aint ready for the major league.
Catch me spitting dough, and cheese.
Pizza flow, my team reigns supreme.
But you and your crew should be prepared to take a loss.
Forgot the marinara, so i'll bust yo head, there's my tomato sauce.
I'm raw & uncut or Premium & grade A.
You soft as a baby's butt. Your girl's a slut. You have to pay
just to touch the p***y. Is it hard for you to ignore the smell?
I heard its loose, sex with her is like throwing coins in a well.
Well isnt that swell? I don't think so either.
Got plenty paper, and a a pencil sharp swag. Who needs a teacher?
People, listen up please cause I'ma only say this once.
This verse will serve as my card, call me out if you want,
But watch your back if you front. I'll make it easier to understand
If you tryna stunt on me b***h you better be Jackie Chan.

?  

[L0rde]

MC Relevant

ekkii

MC Relevant

Hm, rapping...in the words of Ekkii :
(the rhyme is speaking as if I'm imitating Ekkii, the person above me)

Hai Guiz my names Ekkii (Icky), 'cause that's what the girls call me.
Maybe that's why they never call me, when they go to the mall, geeze.
Freeze! Or I'll super zap you with my make believe magic powers!
Nerd? Naw, you're just jealous, I has super swag like Austin Powers!
I'mma awesome high level Mage! You'd never make it inside my tower!
My power is super mumble behind your back, yes, I'm a SKILLED coward!
I scream LOUDER to compensate for the small thingy in my pants.
I watch Poke'mon, Chowder, OH and iCarly and Barney, WHAT A BLAST!
In my past? I never got to eat, those mean-ol' bullies always took my lunch money.
And i STILL don't know who my father is, my mom gets around more than dust bunnies.
I has my inhaler, my coke bottle glasses, high waters, and my character sheet!
They're staring at me! gonk Darnit! I didn't clean up! Now they see I'm wearing my skeet. :'C
Popularity is over-rated, but honestly? I wanna' be cool, but my rhymes aren't funny.
But I try to feel important anyway, that's why I play with my my momma's money.
Gah, I would do ANYTHING if I could be as cool as Mr. Relevant!
God! I'll give up a week of masturbation if you give me that miracle heaven sent!

rofl rofl rofl

wow i gotta another fan boi faggit all on ma d**k,
he took the time to research and make a link 2 ma pic,
u ******** fagotz are sic,u nothen less then a b***h,
always runnin round town gettin molested and ripped,
quit,lil niggaz always yellen swagger this and swagger that,
when u still live wit yo momz emptyin trashes and gettin snackz,
maaaan im so tired of roastin on this weak *****,
and tell yo momz dont wait up,ama be late 4 dinnah

Hm, rapping...in the words of Ekkii Part 2 :
(the rhyme is speaking as if I'm imitating Ekkii, the person above me)

Hmmm yeaa yeaa yeaa, I'll type a little bit of this, and that.
This should be a good enough illusion to make people THINK i can rap.
Who the hells is this? MC Relevant? I'mma end this ***** hella quick.
-click- -reads- Damn....it's impossible to come up with better s**t.
I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO! I'll make generic a** "********' ya' momma" jokes.
Those lines're old. I'm obviously whack as ********, and has nothing better, soo...
I'll go ahead and make f*****t jokes, and act like that's original.
Damn...I suck at rhyming too, Da' <********> rhymes with original!?
Even though he never said s**t about him havin' swag, i'll still make this diss.
Doesn't make sense, but if i stop now? They'll be bored AND in suspense.
I hope they can't tell I'mma fat <********> because I talk about food alot...
Snackz, and Dinnah, ******** his mom? Psh, I just wanna see whats in the pot.
Even said somethin' about Roastin'..mmm..roast, I need some food to fix.
I hope Relevant doesn't say "Findin' a pic insn't research, YOU STUPID b***h!" :'c
It'll really hurt my feelings, and though I act like I'm a villian?...
I have the heart of children, oh wait, maybe mind...whatever! I'mma eat some chicken. :'D

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

wahmbulance wait freeze!!!! niggas dont realize what was just said... "I'll go ahead and make f*****t jokes, and act like that's original.
Damn...I suck at rhyming too, Da' <********> rhymes with original!?" wahmbulance wahmbulance  

[vetyp619]

Check this out, got you covered "what rhymes with original"
well you can take "provisional, critical, even digital"
And rhyme dem mother ******** on the AL alone
Check this s**t, four lines and i'm in a zone, in a league of my own, step to me VZ and i SWEAR you be thrown from the top of the mountain like the first time we met, or that time with kittykat or with Aries in your set! I told you ONE TIME homeboy, and i'll spit it again, I wont go easy on you, coz that's not the same AND not what this game is all about, matter fact, ******** this s**t *****...i'm out...  

[IceyPimp15]

vetyp619

Check this out, got you covered "what rhymes with original"
well you can take "provisional, critical, even digital"
And rhyme dem mother ******** on the AL alone
Check this s**t, four lines and i'm in a zone, in a league of my own, step to me VZ and i SWEAR you be thrown from the top of the mountain like the first time we met, or that time with kittykat or with Aries in your set! I told you ONE TIME homeboy, and i'll spit it again, I wont go easy on you, coz that's not the same AND not what this game is all about, matter fact, ******** this s**t *****...i'm out...

garbage has a name and it starts with a "v"
which is followed by an "e,t,y" and a "p"
numbers follow that but they're just as irrelevant
as the raps of the dude tht username represents
its evident that you should change your career path
cause the odds of you hitting it big makes me fear math
sheer crap is what you spit, but yo that was some hot s**t
if there's an award for "sucking at being average" i'm sure you got it

stop. quit. save ******** alcohol. blame yourself.
i know this hurts, but i aim to help.
one day you'll thank me. praise the belt.
for now you'll hate me. i'd hate myself.
in a league of your own, but it aint top shelf.
ima fire spitter b***h, my face might melt,
but when the smoke clears i'll be all that's left.
my psycho flow reminds most of Carrie.
when people speak of me they say he's legendary.
but about you? no comment is neccesary.
cause at best you'll always be second like february.
i'm so ill, its kind of scary. stephen king oughta cast me.
cause my verses are monsters and my ghostwriting is ghastly.
So if you want me to write for you then you should ask me
cause i'll give you uncle sam bars, but bicth i'm taxing.
You know that that means that you gotta pay me ho.
Always in your girl's mouth, and I aint even on the radio
You're her superhero & she to me your name bro
I'm Dr. d**k-her-down. Your Captain Save-A-Ho.