Lines You'll Never Hear

[FrozenPhoenix32]

This will not please the emperor, Moff Jerjerrod. I hereby challenge you to..MORTAL KOMBAT!

-Darth Vader  

[Missing00]

"This galaxy dosent need an emperor, it needs a makeover!"

-the emperor  

[Sol Walker]

"So I put the whoopie cusion in Vader's Tie. But TS-4279 saw me and he was all like 'Vader's gonna kill you when he finds out' And so I said to him: 'Vader can kiss my shiny armored a**.' cause I mean, whats he gonna do? its not like he can tell us apart. I tell ya, thats the benefit of being a stormtrooper. seriously, when was the last time you saw Vader choke one of us? he'll probably Nix another fleet admiral or something."
-FU-4269  

[Sol Walker]

"....how long has he been standing behind me?"
-The last words of FU-4269  

[Sol Walker]

"Radar repaired, sir. We're picking up the outline of a ....Winnebago."
-Death star Sensor Officer  

[Missing00]

Cale Darksun

"Radar repaired, sir. We're picking up the outline of a ....Winnebago."
-Death star Sensor Officer

awsome spaceballs quote.

"Vader? Vader! quit playing your PSP and kick some rebel a**!"

-The Emperor  

[Sol Walker]

"Just one more level my master....then I will crush the Rebellion once and for all-oooh I got a power up!"
-Vader  

[Nospai Deathous]

Emperor- "Commander?"

random officer- "Yes, m'lord?"

Emperor- "Bring in... the plastic SURGEON!!!"

random officer (under breath)- "It's about damn time"  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Set a course for Coruscant.

*one hyperspace jump later*

Fire at will. Foolish Emperor Palpatine..

- Grand Moff Tarkin before he fired the Death Star at Coruscant with Palps onworld.  

[Sol Walker]

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Translation:"Bum bum bum Ba ba bum, ba ba bum!"((imperial march))
-The Imperiator's AI when ever it deploys, launches fighters, Captures a rebel ship, executes a Base delta Zero, engages rebel scum in ship to ship combat; well basically all the time.  

[Oryo Prime]

" Does this make my butt look big?"
Boba Fett.  

[Darkened Angel]

I thought it was cool that the Imperial March played whenever I did something big, but who the Hell thought " I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World " was an IMPROVEMENT!? - Vader

Has anyone seen my " I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World " CD? - Palpatine  

[Oryo Prime]

" There is no luck, only CHEESE CAKE!!!!!"
Jedi teachings.  

[Darkened Angel]

Jedi is teh suckiness. There is only stylishness. Through stylishness I gain coolness. Through coolness I gain bad-assness. Through bad-assness I gain awesomeness. Through awesomeness, I am a Sith Lord! Sweet! I made it sound a Hell of a lot cooler right there. - Vader

Leia, I challenge you... to Strip Poker! - Han  

[Oryo Prime]

" How do you fly this?"
-Han Solo