Vending Machine

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get Jiraiya sneaking around on tip toe.


-inserts one of Orochimaru's useless arms-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a giant floppy orange sun hat, also useless.

*inserts wood chips*  

[Miwaslover]

You get a E-rank mission. E-rank? Yes. E-rank.

-inserts a pair of shoes-

 

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get a sweaty pair of ninja sandals!

-inserts a lightbulb-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a scroll containing a light making jutsu... nifty.

*inserts a blank scroll*  

[Miwaslover]

An angry Iruka. You erased the secret jutsu?!

-inserts a drama camel-

 

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get an angry Mizuki in his tiger form. Guess he's a bit of a drama camel...

-inserts a hot fudge sundae-  

[Miwaslover]

You get Elephant Bug! But it only chases Naruto's butt. rolleyes

-inserts a horrible sleep pattern-

 

[Purple dragon lady]

You get Gaara's horrible headaches and insomnia.

*inserts a pack of the Naruto trading cards*  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get a watermelon. (I don't know why...)

-inserts Obito's goggles-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get Kiba's red face paint.

*inserts a stick skinny, starving street girl*  

[Miwaslover]

You get Anko! She was secretly the little match girl. >_>;

-inserts lice of doom D: -

 

[Reso Miso Soup]

you get Orochimaru's toungue

*insert sharpie pen*  

[Miwaslover]

You get herbal green tea.

-inserts an ambulance-

 

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get Sasuke's giant hopstial bill. (Seriously, how many times did he go to the hospital before he left Konoha?)

-inserts a lilypad-