Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[Lilith Le Midge]

A retarded penguin with a rainbow hat on his head!

Why must so many bad singers go on American idol?  

[CnnmnSpider]

Because no one knew it, but there was a sign posted over the door on the day of the first auditions that said, "We can make ANYONE look good!" Turns out they were using what used to be a plastic surgeon's clinic.

Why do so many people watch American Idol?  

[red_twisted_dragon]

some of the singers make us feel better about yourselves

Why would people even try out?  

[Lilith Le Midge]

Because the cat God spoke in their ears, and commanded them to try out for the cat God domination...

Do the Gaia operators/creators have secret motives for creating Gaia?  

[themadwriter]

Yes, they want to take over the world.

What's up with world domination?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

World domination is fun.

what is all the big comotion with gaia?  

[short_blue_books]

its the best place ever that is the big comotion!

why do fish smell?  

[Aurora Sing]

because they have noses...

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your house?  

[-[-RaNdOmNeSs-]-]

when your house has been crushed and looks like a giant chewed and spit out your house....o.o

do fish blood and human blood taste the same? oO  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Ummmm No? Otherwise wouldn't it be easier for vampires to eat fish blood?

Why do we through parties to celebrate birthdays?  

[xromanticxshadowx]

we celebrate others birthdays because some day we know they will end up dead, in the grass, and the cows eat grass, we eat cows, their for we are some what carnavors... so we hope they will die sooner so we can eat!


why do i always think im fat, but others dont? do i have small eyes that make me think everything else is big O.O  

[Aurora Sing]

Perhaps your mirrors came from a carnival and distort what you really look like.

Which way did he go?  

[007chickie]

he went down the hole(im not very good at this....lol)

how do u get wat u want?  

[Aurora Sing]

You ask over and over and over until you annoy it out of the other person xp

Why are teenagers so weird?  

[PunksR0ck]

Cus pandas and cows are awesome.



Why do people ask questions with obvious answers?