Answer, Question

[sailor Z]

Why are you sobbing into my spaghetti?

Because my pet dog just rose from the dead.  

[CnnmnSpider]

Why'd you get the grill out?

Because bananas are the sh*t!  

[chessiejo]

why did you flush your fruit down the toilet?


it's an all night marathon.  

[Lilith Le Midge]

What kind of porn is that that you are watching?

The vomit just fell right out onto the floor!  

[sailor Z]

Why is everyone dining underneath the table?

Because that woman is doing the tango.  

[chessiejo]

why are all those boys in the yard?



give the dog a bone  

[sailor Z]

What should I do about that incredibly horny dog on my leg?

It's the seventeenth pinecone.  

[Lilith Le Midge]

Now what kind of random phrase are you gonna say to make me laugh?

It's all about the world domination.  

[sailor Z]

Why is sailor Z so obsessed with sporks?

That peice of fossilized pterodactyl dung.  

[chessiejo]

what will pacify that demon dog of death which guards the portals to the great mystery?


it's the great mystery.  

[sailor Z]

Does asparagus make your pee smell funny?

The monkey holding that copy of War and Peace.  

[red_twisted_dragon]

Which one is Bush?

my wallet  

[sailor Z]

What is this incredibly valuable that I accidently dropped into the blender and am now eating with my yogurt?

Because I overuse domos. domokun  

[chessiejo]

why are all the other emoticons going on strike, marching around waving little picket signs??



i would call that the easy way out.  

[Alice and the Pirates]

Why aren't they goign on strike in front of my house?! dramallama