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 Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:12 pm
Why are you sobbing into my spaghetti?
Because my pet dog just rose from the dead.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:19 pm
Why'd you get the grill out?
Because bananas are the sh*t!
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:13 pm
why did you flush your fruit down the toilet?
it's an all night marathon.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:50 pm
What kind of porn is that that you are watching?
The vomit just fell right out onto the floor!
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:52 am
Why is everyone dining underneath the table?
Because that woman is doing the tango.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:29 pm
why are all those boys in the yard?
give the dog a bone
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:45 am
What should I do about that incredibly horny dog on my leg?
It's the seventeenth pinecone.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:07 pm
Now what kind of random phrase are you gonna say to make me laugh?
It's all about the world domination.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:31 pm
Why is sailor Z so obsessed with sporks?
That peice of fossilized pterodactyl dung.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:05 am
what will pacify that demon dog of death which guards the portals to the great mystery?
it's the great mystery.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:11 pm
Does asparagus make your pee smell funny?
The monkey holding that copy of War and Peace.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:36 pm
Which one is Bush?
my wallet
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:00 pm
What is this incredibly valuable that I accidently dropped into the blender and am now eating with my yogurt?
Because I overuse domos. domokun
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:51 am
why are all the other emoticons going on strike, marching around waving little picket signs??
i would call that the easy way out.
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:55 pm
Why aren't they goign on strike in front of my house?! dramallama
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