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 Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:14 pm
I'm very anti-violence, and I wasn't happy with her swinging that sword so freely, so I fed her cyanide. So sue me, I'm a hypocrite. But at least my murder was less bloody.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:10 pm
Violence is my anti-drug so i just let my katana chop her
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:47 pm
First I snuck up behind her and pulled her down to the ground by yanking at the chains conveniently close to her neck for me to strangle her with. Once she was on the ground and struggling, I swung the ball on her chain at her face, lifted it up and swung again, this time breaking the jaw and breaking 6 teeth clean out of their roots. After repeating the step until her face was unrecognizably mashed to a crater, I kicked the body around just for the amusement of seeing the lifelessness of the way the body flopped around like a child's rag doll. Then I took her sword and impaled her chest and rib cage, staking her to the floor board. I left her to bleed and rot there and then wrote all about it on this fine thread.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:09 pm
he typed to much in so I killed him so he wouldn't do it again
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:27 pm
I killed her because by the looks of her signature, she likes blood. So, I treated her to some.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:00 pm
I freaked out and went into a psychotic mode after watching the swirly thing in in signature, so I held his head under the water and watched him drown...
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:31 am
She freaked out around optical illusions and similar things, which made me feel in danger, so I shoved her in the washing machine and turned it on.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:54 pm
I put her in a closet and forgot to feed her for a month.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:24 pm
She was way too forgetful, so I shoved her in the freezer and left her there.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:00 pm
When I opened the freezer I found a body in it and got freaked out, so I shoved her into the oven and turned it on.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:17 pm
I was always finding carcasses when I was trying to cook.
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:49 pm
I got a new job as an assasin, and needed someone to practice on.... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:58 pm
she stole my pack of gum... enough said
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:04 pm
I blew up the world because she stole MY pack of gum.
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:13 pm
I killed him because he was sooo over dramatic
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