Things the Naruto cast would never say.

[Lady Aburame]

Orochimaru- *looks at picture of Team 7* "Kabuto!"
Kabuto- "Yes, Lord Orochimaru?"
Orochimaru- "Fetch me the Uchiha!"
Kabuto- "You've decided on your new body, I see."
Orochimaru- "....No........"
Kabuto- neutral "Huh?"
Orochimaru- "I want his body, all right." *evil grin*
Kabuto- eek burning_eyes  

[Mysticfyreangel8]

Nephite Warrior

A friend of mine and I were watching the japanese episodes of Naruto a few weeks ago, because she's never seen them before.....and we started talking about how we thought that one part in particular was extremely funny. I told her I was gonna edit the manga page for that scene to how we were making fun of it...so here is what I did.

hahaha! major props to you for this!! rofl  

[Mysticfyreangel8]

Pervy Sage: i don't like women. and i have a phobia of toads and frogs...

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Sasuke: Good Morning Naruto, Sakura, And Kakashi, i'm so thrilled to be part of this new flower shop! so many wonderful colors, oh yeah naruto where are we going for our date this friday?

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Kakashi: okay everyone be here at 6 tomorrow morning!

6:02 am

Kakashi: You guys are 2 minutes 33 seconds Late!  

[Mana Tomo-chan]

Neji: like..OMG!!! those shoes were SO last year
Naruto: I HATE RAMEN! I love only chouji 4laugh
Sakura: Pervy Sage I LOVE YOU
Sasuke: I feel pretty..Oh so pretty!^^*skips across Konoha*
Shikamaru: Why are you all so LAZY! its time to do our excersizes and then we have to run around Konoha til we drop!^^
Chouji: I hate food.
Kakashi: *on time*
Gaara: I love you! You love me! We're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Wn't you say you love me too^^
(all i can think of...probably not that good)  

[Ladyshion]

kyofreak1991

Neji: like..OMG!!! those shoes were SO last year
Naruto: I HATE RAMEN! I love only chouji 4laugh
Sakura: Pervy Sage I LOVE YOU
Sasuke: I feel pretty..Oh so pretty!^^*skips across Konoha*
Shikamaru: Why are you all so LAZY! its time to do our excersizes and then we have to run around Konoha til we drop!^^
Chouji: I hate food.
Kakashi: *on time*
Gaara: I love you! You love me! We're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Wn't you say you love me too^^
(all i can think of...probably not that good)

OMG That is soo funny! rofl rofl rofl  

[Dokko Desu Ne]

Orochimaru:

· "Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
· "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."


Shino:

· "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
· A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!  

[Dokko Desu Ne]

Kiba:

· "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"  

[Missing00]

Gaara: Come to negotiate 'ave ya you slimy bilge rats? Well looky what I've got, *holds up gourd* I got a jar of diiiiirt, I got a jar of diiiiirt, I got a jar of diiiiirt, and guess what's inside it.  

[Mysticfyreangel8]

rock lee: i don't FEEL like doing anything... everything such a bother...
like i haven't brushed my teeth in two months.

Gai: well i just went shopping for baggy clothes. i also got chips soda and the how to be a lazy bum video wanna watch?

At Naruto's

Gaara and Sasuke: Hello Naruto! Great Day or What?! You wanna pick some Flowers with us later?!

Naruto: Yep Sure! right after i enjoy a nice big bowl of salad

Elsewhere

Ton Ton: *help me! I am One of Tsunade's Medical Experiments gone wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i USE to be a little girl!*

Shizune: well, I use to be a guy......

Ton Ton: ..... eek burning_eyes  

[Bloody Ally]

Missing nin Itachi

Gaara: Come to negotiate 'ave ya you slimy bilge rats? Well looky what I've got, *holds up gourd* I got a jar of diiiiirt, I got a jar of diiiiirt, I got a jar of diiiiirt, and guess what's inside it.

Lol rofl I like that one ^^  

[Mysticfyreangel8]

Missing nin Itachi

Gaara: Come to negotiate 'ave ya you slimy bilge rats? Well looky what I've got, *holds up gourd* I got a jar of diiiiirt, I got a jar of diiiiirt, I got a jar of diiiiirt, and guess what's inside it.

lol... funny!

hmmmm i'm gonna go on a limb here but i think inside is dirt! lol  

[Ladyshion]

Sasuke: Sakura I'm sorry that I left and knocked you out can you forgive me and become my girlfriend?

Sakura: Your late Sasuke I'm dating shino now he treats me with respect.  

[gaaralove6394]

Father Elwood

Gaara: Look man... I'm sorry.
Lee: Oh... what?
Gaara: Let's be friends.
Lee: I thought we already went over this. You know. When you saved me.
Gaara: No... no... we need to... formally make up.
Lee: Tea?
Gaara: No, no. Not the tea. *touches Lee's hand*
Lee: Ah...!
Naruto: *walks in on them* Oh... Ah... Eh... gonk *twitch twitch*
Lee: RAAAHH!! *kicks Gaara across the room*
Gaara: OOF! *hits wall*
Naruto: *screams like a girl*
Gai: *pops in, soapy and in a towel* WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?! YOU INTURRUPTED MY BUBBLEBATH!!
All: ................ eek

ILMAO rofl rofl  

[gaaralove6394]

Ladyshion

kyofreak1991

Neji: like..OMG!!! those shoes were SO last year
Naruto: I HATE RAMEN! I love only chouji 4laugh
Sakura: Pervy Sage I LOVE YOU
Sasuke: I feel pretty..Oh so pretty!^^*skips across Konoha*
Shikamaru: Why are you all so LAZY! its time to do our excersizes and then we have to run around Konoha til we drop!^^
Chouji: I hate food.
Kakashi: *on time*
Gaara: I love you! You love me! We're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Wn't you say you love me too^^
(all i can thin rofl k of...probably not that good)

OMG That is soo funny! rofl rofl rofl

4laugh rofl 4laugh rofl  

[M1n1man_ORK]

Gai: Hey Kisame, who's your dentist? I need a polish and whitening...