Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Nelowulf]

To bide their time, until a sheep learns to fly, then pounce on the unlimited oppurtunity in turnign them into a multi-decked, jumbo-jet, submersible, bicyclitic aeroplanes run by french foriegn nationals.

((episode two, possibly one of my favorite episodes.))  

[Sol Walker]

To seek a secret agent-turned-dog's advice on how to battle Mr. Neutron, the most dangerous man in the galaxy.(yes, even more dangerous than Boba Fett and Darth Vader put together)  

[Nelowulf]

((touche))

To publish and produce the Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights.  

[Sol Walker]

( rofl )
To blow up small animals at random.  

[Nelowulf]

To use process of elimination, and find out that it was the middle one.

((I own EVERY... SINGLE... THING done by python. On DVD. Even the german and austrian episodes. As well as the reunion tours and the special edition japanese version of the british consulate in india run by chinese wanting to play.. BINGO!))  

[Sol Walker]

To compete in the Queen Victoria Handicap by dressing Palpatine up as Queen Victoria.
and why stop there?! we'll have Vader and the Stormtroopers dress up like Queen Victoria and then the rebels will have to fight the unstopable might of the Imperial Victorian army!  

[Nelowulf]

((changing focus to another cult classic))

To Rose Tint My World and keep me safe from these traveling pains....  

[Sol Walker]

...to try and figure out the cult Nelo's quoting from.
(Sithspit! I know this! stressed )  

[Sol Walker]

(Its not Rocky Horror picture show is it?)  

[Nelowulf]

((I'll make it easier))

To ride a motorcycle singing "Hot Patooie, Bless My Soul", only to be killed by Dr. Frankenfurter with a pickaxe.  

[Sol Walker]

(yay! I Got it!)
To turn people to stone as they're singing with the Medusa Device so that Palpy can dress them in drag and have them sing a musical number.  

[Sol Walker]

To drag a mexican bandito in for the bounty, and shoot the Noose rope he's about to be hanged by thus enabling the empire to continue the process in the next town.  

[Nelowulf]

((good. Switching to another cult classic))


To shave off all their hair, including eyebrows and nipples, and bleed in a pool from self-depression before turning into a modernistic nazi.

((Kudos if you can get this one without a hint.))  

[Sol Walker]

(hmm....American History X?)
To read aloud a chapter from Revelations as a Pugilistic Preacher rides up on a pale horse  

[Nelowulf]

((no, but i did like that movie too. Never really got any attention though, if I recall...))

To have wierd animation depicting a wall and red hammers marching, while school kids are derised by the teachers who are beaten within inches of their lives by their wives.

((Hint: Think rock band movie. ''60s. All in all, you''re just a...))