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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 4, 6
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:44 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid zips past the girl and drops a thermal detonator at her feet as it retreats. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
Esme grabs a cold beer 🍺 Esme=140 Droid=85 The droid slips poison in the girl's drink as she looks away. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 7, 1
Total: 15 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:47 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin lol a headbutt! funny! *hey ouch!* that hurt 1 hit! take that! Queentintin=250 Droid= 165 blaugh The droid brings out an electrostaff and twirls it about madly until it finds an opening. It strikes swift and hard. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
My turn, electro staff huh, ok, I bring an electro saber xd 2 hits! haha! Queentintin=165 Droid=-5 its out! DROID DOWN! The droid comes in and watches the girl as she finishes off its predecessor. It won't be as easy to defeat as that one, it processes. The droid extends a sword from the underside of each of its arms and pounces at the girl. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
a sword? is that's how its gonna be , ok then, takes our her mace, has a nifty spiked metal ball at the end, on a chain, when you swing it, it hurts! woot! it worked! 1 hit -85 to the droid! Queentintin=165 Droid= 165 The droid looks down at the dents caused by the mace and then looks back up at the girl as its eyes glow a darker shade of red. The droid crosses its sword hands together and pounces toward the girl's neck. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 165
the droid will never learn seems like! starts protecting herself, in one hand a good shiled the other she swings at the heap of metal, with her midevil mace! hehe! twisted score remains the same above!
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 7, 5
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:12 am
Darth Daddicus The droid slips poison in the girl's drink as she looks away. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme distinguishes a bitterness in her drink and concludes that the droid concocted a special potion. She tosses the contents at the droid’s visual adapter, causing shorting and an automatic shut down. Esme 🧹 the parts into a heap and selects another.Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 8, 5
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:51 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThink the doctors are too busy at the moment. Sends them a picture to make them smile. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid edits the picture to make the girl look even more hideous than a meatbag typically looks, then ridicules her on its social media outlets, tagging their mutual contacts. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
We have mutual contacts. eek Starts deleting. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid brings out a set of plasma-nunchakus and twirls them about as it approaches the girl. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Sets up a tripwire before it can reach me. Fred 195 Droid 30
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Regina De Corazon rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 8, 1
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:04 pm
I really need to plan ahead for this class! These are not exactly the best shoes for this lol.
Ok,I'm changing my shoes for tomorrow!
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 10, 12
Total: 23 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:26 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin My turn, electro staff huh, ok, I bring an electro saber xd 2 hits! haha! Queentintin=165 Droid=-5 its out! DROID DOWN! The droid comes in and watches the girl as she finishes off its predecessor. It won't be as easy to defeat as that one, it processes. The droid extends a sword from the underside of each of its arms and pounces at the girl. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
a sword? is that's how its gonna be , ok then, takes our her mace, has a nifty spiked metal ball at the end, on a chain, when you swing it, it hurts! woot! it worked! 1 hit -85 to the droid! Queentintin=165 Droid= 165 The droid looks down at the dents caused by the mace and then looks back up at the girl as its eyes glow a darker shade of red. The droid crosses its sword hands together and pounces toward the girl's neck. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 165
the droid will never learn seems like! starts protecting herself, in one hand a good shiled the other she swings at the heap of metal, with her midevil mace! hehe! twisted score remains the same above! The droid goes down for a footsweep with its double-bladed sword arms. Queentintin = Now you don't have to worry if your socks match anymore! You have no feet to put them on! Droid = 165
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 6, 7
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:27 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThink the doctors are too busy at the moment. Sends them a picture to make them smile. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid edits the picture to make the girl look even more hideous than a meatbag typically looks, then ridicules her on its social media outlets, tagging their mutual contacts. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
We have mutual contacts. eek Starts deleting. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid brings out a set of plasma-nunchakus and twirls them about as it approaches the girl. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Sets up a tripwire before it can reach me. Fred 195 Droid 30 The droid trips, stumbles, and falls to the ground in a heap. It reveals a hidden compartment on its chassis which it fires a missile from. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 12, 3
Total: 19 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:28 am
Regina De Corazon I really need to plan ahead for this class! These are not exactly the best shoes for this lol. Ok,I'm changing my shoes for tomorrow! The droid ignites a lightsaber in each hand and slashes at the girl's feet so she won't have to worry about accessorizing. Regina De Corazon = 165 Droid = 250
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 3, 3
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:10 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThink the doctors are too busy at the moment. Sends them a picture to make them smile. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid edits the picture to make the girl look even more hideous than a meatbag typically looks, then ridicules her on its social media outlets, tagging their mutual contacts. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
We have mutual contacts. eek Starts deleting. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid brings out a set of plasma-nunchakus and twirls them about as it approaches the girl. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Sets up a tripwire before it can reach me. Fred 195 Droid 30 The droid trips, stumbles, and falls to the ground in a heap. It reveals a hidden compartment on its chassis which it fires a missile from. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 30
Bats the missile back at the droid. Fred 30 Droid 30 Defeated. biggrin Missed the new droid. Fred 250 Droid 250
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 5, 3
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:44 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid slips poison in the girl's drink as she looks away. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme distinguishes a bitterness in her drink and concludes that the droid concocted a special potion. She tosses the contents at the droid’s visual adapter, causing shorting and an automatic shut down. Esme 🧹 the parts into a heap and selects another.Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme extends her leg, tripping the droid.Esme=250 Droid=250-55=195
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 8, 3
Total: 19 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:57 am
The droid goes down for a footsweep with its double-bladed sword arms. Queentintin = Now you don't have to worry if your socks match anymore! You have no feet to put them on! Droid = 165 time for a new droid lol HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPQueentintin=250 Droid=250 time to show this machine whos boss! lol no hits! and youre bombarded by a snow storm, yes! winter has returned! hahahaha!
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Regina De Corazon rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 2, 10
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:13 pm
Darth Daddicus Regina De Corazon I really need to plan ahead for this class! These are not exactly the best shoes for this lol. Ok,I'm changing my shoes for tomorrow! The droid ignites a lightsaber in each hand and slashes at the girl's feet so she won't have to worry about accessorizing. Regina De Corazon = 165 Droid = 250
Ok, enough with destroying my footwear! You are really hitting below the ankle bracelet! Just to show I'm a good sport though I made a drink just for you. (Laced heavily with specially designed demolition nanites. Once he drinks it they will tear him apart from inside!) At least the ingested some of it! Me 165 Droid 165
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Darth Daddicus rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 7
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:43 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 We have mutual contacts. eek Starts deleting. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid brings out a set of plasma-nunchakus and twirls them about as it approaches the girl. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Sets up a tripwire before it can reach me. Fred 195 Droid 30 The droid trips, stumbles, and falls to the ground in a heap. It reveals a hidden compartment on its chassis which it fires a missile from. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 30
Bats the missile back at the droid. Fred 30 Droid 30 Defeated. biggrin Missed the new droid. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid comes in and ducks a couple of the girl's weak attacks. It drops low and slashes at her knees with a lightsaber. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 8, 3
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:44 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid slips poison in the girl's drink as she looks away. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme distinguishes a bitterness in her drink and concludes that the droid concocted a special potion. She tosses the contents at the droid’s visual adapter, causing shorting and an automatic shut down. Esme 🧹 the parts into a heap and selects another.Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme extends her leg, tripping the droid.Esme=250 Droid=250-55=195 The droid gets up and dusts itself off. But, while it was down there, it tied the girl's shoelaces together. Two can play at the tripping game! Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 7, 7
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:45 am
Queentintin The droid goes down for a footsweep with its double-bladed sword arms. Queentintin = Now you don't have to worry if your socks match anymore! You have no feet to put them on! Droid = 165 time for a new droid lol HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPQueentintin=250 Droid=250 time to show this machine whos boss! lol no hits! and youre bombarded by a snow storm, yes! winter has returned! hahahaha! The droid gathers all of the snow into the biggest snow boulder the girl has ever seen and throws it directly at her with all of its might! Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
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