magical soda machine

[DayatxxxBS]

im soo inserting dis talk2hand  

[S3XY-C4T]

Gets a slap in the face
"ouch!" crying
Inserts a tooth pick  

[DayatxxxBS]

gets a tooth fairy

inserts mary poppin's umbrella  

[kizuria]

*gets sherry bobbins*
damn these magical floating english nannies.
*shoves uptight english nanny in machine.*  

[hazel843]

Gets super nanny

inserts super nanny
crying gonk crying gonk crying  

[Warrior oftheMoon Goddess]

gets the kids she was looking after

inserts kid's toys  

[Lost Retort]

gets cute stuffed bunny.
*hello there your just a coot littlu bunny bunny*
*bunny attacks*

* wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance *

a clipping saying watch out for the rabid killer bunny falls into the machine  

[Warrior oftheMoon Goddess]

~ gets a shotgun to kill bun bun with

inserts batteries  

[S3XY-C4T]

gets a carrot
puts in a bat (animal)  

[DayatxxxBS]

gets batman in flesh!

-inserts fried chicken-  

[S3XY-C4T]

Gets a person saying "would u like fries with that?"
I yelled "no!" and shoved her back in.  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

Gets a speaker saying "and then"

Inserts ostrich  

[S3XY-C4T]

Receives a muffin
inserts a bag of last year's halloween candy  

[Lost Retort]

gets a bag of new candy!!!!

thanks machine. at times like this i look over all those evil things you have done


inserts a smile  

[DayatxxxBS]

gets a horrifying-looking dummy with an evil grin

..arghh!! *panic*....

inserts one-eyed 'horrifying-looking dummy with evil grin' bac into de machine