What would you do if you woke up next to the person above u?

[RANC!D_UN!CORNS]

Haha.
I don't get it D;
Like you get no where?
LOL P;  

[Whisper Syndrome]

RANC!D_UN!CORNS

TheEmoSalesman

Smash the banana phone! twisted I have a vendetta against them. xd

Then I'd call you on my hamburger phone Salesman O.o;;

Whisper Syndrome

Poke your belly.

*wakes up with a bed head*
*Stretches arms like a cat, while yawning*
*looks to the side to find a female sleeping next to me, stares blankly*
...
...
...
Dear God where is this woman's pants! eek  

[Ronzalpha201]

douse you with water and encase you in ice  

[Whisper Syndrome]

secretly sneaks out of the room only to return with some sturdy rope*
*ties you while you are asleep and waits quitely in the corner sharpening my machete*  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

String my bow.

Steady... steady...

Shoot you in the face!!!!!

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[TheEmoSalesman]

I'd strangle you with one hand, and snap your machete in the other. No murdering! My shtick. xd  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Start a murdering company with you. Anyone who walks in dies.

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[TheEmoSalesman]

That wouldn't be lucrative. We would never make money. You fail!
*Decapitates you with katana*
Feh. You never had good business sense, my friend.  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Duh, take the money on their bodies.

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[TheEmoSalesman]

That is not business. That is thievery. You fail me yet again.  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

D:<

Shoot you in face.

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[TheEmoSalesman]

I already decapitated you.  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

I'm an Advent Children zombie ninja. That doesn't do too much.

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[TheEmoSalesman]

I drop a tactical nuke on you, put the ashes in a rocket, fire the rocket to Pluto's moon, and destroy the moon.  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Get Kadaj to attack you...

...wait, Kadaj, where are you going? DAMMIT, JENOVA IS ******** DEAD! XD

...from the neverending chaos?