Corrupt A Wish

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but it never rains again and we all die. O.O

I wish that my whiny brother would go to bed D=

 

[paintxitorange]

Granted, he does, but he never wakes up.

I wish someone would take me oouuutttt.

 

[Higgums]

granted but you black out and wake up without your middle finger :]
i wish this girl would stop texting me!  

[Vicious_Cuteness]

Granted but someone else will text you instead and they'll text more than the previous person

I wish I was more active in the guild lol  

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but then your computer breaks from being overused.

I wish that I was tired enough to go to bed.

 

[Higgums]

granted but you get eaten by a cog in your sleep :]
i wish my stomach didn't hurt so bad sad  

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but now your head hurts.

I wish it wasn't so quiet.

 

[Awsome-Kylee-Cookies]

Granted someone's blasting bad boy band music.

I wish I didn't smell like rum and beer.  

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but now you smell like dog s**t.

I wish my back didn't itch.

 

[Kaiju Koi]

'Kay.
Now everywhere else on you does.


I wish I didn't have to wake up early ever again.

 

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but now all you ever do is sleep and you can never wake up.

I wish I could get my hair cut soon.

 

[Higgums]

granted but they shave it all off :]
i wish there wasn't so much weird s**t on adult swim!  

[Kaiju Koi]

Adult Swim is now full of political talkshows.
Way to go.
D<


I wish I could freeze time at will.
>.>

 

[Higgums]

granted, but you create a black hole and the whole world gets sucked into it and we all die :]
i wish my clothes would dry faster!  

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, but then you spill something on them.

I wish I could read peoples minds.