Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[sunnyspooks]

because its shiny.

Why isn't there a cookie planet?  

[big_yellow_taxi]

Because it was found and eaten with the missing part of the milky way.

Why is there not enough cheese in the world?  

[Toriyama Rika]

Because everyone will keep whining.

Why are contact lens so hard to put in? X.X  

[chidorilash]

Because they want you to pay for expensive glasses for you won't have to deal with them.

Why does soda fizz?

 

[Azaveil]

To give minors the buzz without the alcohol.
Why is reality tv so fake?  

[chidorilash]

Because they want to know if you can tell the difference, so they can make it less obvious.

Why tornadoes so disasterous?

 

[lixyz]

Because they won't be awesome if they weren't. >xO

Why am I still sleepy?  

[cocoglace]

your still sleepy becuase you didn't eat your vegggietables!!

Why do chairs have legs?  

[irishcocoa]

because then they wouldn't be called chairs.

why do ninjas exist?  

[cocoglace]

razz Because!!! If there was no ninjas, who would get in, get out, and get the job done?!!

How much cottage cheese would you need to build a cottage of cheese?  

[lixyz]

All you need is 3 cookies! :3

Why does Chi-san want World Domination?  

[cocoglace]

Cause dinosaurs exsisted!

Why do we have hair ?  

[chidorilash]

Because we drank to much soda o.o

Why do people bother others?

 

[cocoglace]

they want mushrooms to pop out of there butts!

Why do cows have bells on them?  

[lixyz]

Because they need it. When someone calls them, the bells ring. Ringtone! xD

Why does the sun sets?