Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Ivory Eve]

Because I saw you kissing Santa scream  

[SeymourHiney]

Because you don't have any pupils!  

[Darkness of Dawn]

Honestly, that never happened...

Because you're to sexy for my pants to handle o_O

Lying is your favorite passion..

 

[TheDollxxHazuki]

because you wer happy all the time!! ./.  

[SeymourHiney]

Because you WEREN'T happy all the time!  

[x-iNeonSkittlez-x]

Because you said you weren't gay... BUT I SAW YOU MAKING OUT WITH MILEY WH0REUS!!!! gonk

(Hehe... I know that was a little mean.... twisted )

 

[Xx_Corrupted_Taco_xX]

because you said the b***h mileys name
((then again so did i XD))  

[Corny Muffinz]

because zou wasted 1,000 on cheese puffs  

[Zombi3_Kill0r]

Cause I end up sleeping on the couch every night because of that damn pig! scream  

[Ivory Eve]

Because your always on top, damn it !!! scream  

[Toxicated Hugs]

because you're too amazing for my kitty, so he came back to me, and told me to.

 

[OyePapiix3]

becuzz ur uqly a** cat kept lookinq at meh and it scared me, crying  

[--Untoten Kase--]

CUZ YOU THINK THE CAT IS UGLY!!! scream crying

 

[Toxicated Hugs]

because you scared my kitty away wiff your love and i couldn't find him for 3 weeks because m***y stole him... poor Mr. Flufflekins...

 

[SeymourHiney]

Because I hate cats and you wouldn't let your's go.