Memorable Quotes

[Derpzilla88]

"Army or not. You must realize, you are doomed." General Grievous.  

[elvisnake2]

"Cough, cough, cough" - General Grievous.  

[Derpzilla88]

"Roger roger." Various battle droids.  

[elvisnake2]

"I Have you now!" - Darth Vader  

[Nina Halford]

"Lord Vader, we have just come out of light speed, and we're preparing to - *urk!*"

~ Last words of Admiral Ozzel  

[Vicious Thrasher]

Count Dooku- "Twice the pride, double the fall."

Obi-Wan"- "In my experience, there is no such thing as luck"  

[Derpzilla88]

"Activate ray shields"-Grievous
"Wait a minute, we're smarter than this."-Obi-Wan
"Apparently not"-Anakin  

[Rgilgamesh the Hallowed]

(the Exile has just asked HK-47 why he hates HK-50s) "Answer: My 'feelings' on the matter are something that I feel I must put in proper context - in a way that even a meatbag such as yourself could easily comprehend. Theory: Imagine, if you will, that you are unique. The pinnacle of an exiled, cast-out Jedi who can't even use the Force. Imagine that no one has sunk lower than you. That you are truly the most miserable example of a Jedi ever. Continuation: Now that you have that image, imagine this - someone clones you. Badly, I might add. They make the clones talk differently, rob you of any shred of personality, and take your Jedi Code and adjust it so that it is not really the Jedi Code anymore. They even change your pigmentation to a rather poor shade of durasteel, rather than the proper rusty red that inspires fear in targets. And of course, they refer to meatbags as 'organics'. Unacceptable."
-HK-47

Revan: "What legal requirements do you mean?"
HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"
―HK-47 explaining the legal requirements for referring to Revan as his Master  

[Derpzilla88]

"*cough* And Anakin Skywalker. I was expecting someone of your reputation to be a little... older *wheeze*"- Grievous
"General Grievous. You're shorter than I expected."- Anakin
"*cough* Jedi scum!"- Grievous
"We have a job to do Anakin. Try not to upset him."- Obi-Wan  

[Benjamin Todd Barker]

Emperor: The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.
Darth Vader: If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
Emperor: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
Darth Vader: He will join us or die, my master.  

[Takamura Kobayashi]

You Will Never Be A Man

"We are still flying Half a ship."
-Obi-Wan Kenobi shortly after the Invisble Hand Breaks apart over Coruscant.

Unless You Are A Gentleman

 

[Sol Walker]

"Secret, shall I tell you? Grand Master of Jedi Order am I. Won this job in a raffle I did, think you? "How did you know, how did you know, Master Yoda?" Master Yoda knows these things. His job it is."

-Grand Master Yoda  

[Des Voh]

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
-HK-47 on Love

"Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such."
"You just called me a meatbag again!"
"Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."
-HK-47 & Revan

"...and, of course, they refer to meatbags as 'organics'. Unacceptable."
-HK-47 on HK-50s  

[Des Voh]

"Everyone dies.
It's the final and only lasting Justice. Evil exists; it is intelligence in the service of entropy. When the side of a mountain slides to kill a village, this is not evil, for evil requires intent. Should a sentient being cause that landslide, there is evil; and requires Justice as a consequence, so that civilization can exist.
There is no greater good than Justice; and only if law serves Justice is it a good law. It is said correctly that law exists not for the Just but for the unjust, for the Just carry the law in their hearts, and do not need to call it from afar.
I bow to no one and give service only for cause."
―Boba Fett, in the guise of Jaster Mereel  

[Des Voh]

"It was like steel, not steel, but hard plastic, and if you stood behind me you could see straight to Florida. You'll have to ask Boba Fett about that."

-Carrie Fisher(Princess Liea) on the metal bikini