Crix Madine Facts

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine once put up a google fight of himself against Chuck Norris to finally show the universe who is truly the most awesome. Norris got Crix-bombed. Let there be no further arguement as to who is truly the most awesome.

http://muhuhaha.ytmnd.com/  

[Sol Walker]

Hell yes.  

[ElladanKenet]

A long time ago, the universe was almost destroyed when the evil hellspawn known as Gungans ran amok destroying everything. All seemed lost until Crix Madine descended and beat the mess out of each and every one of them, from the oldest to the youngest, in order, until their excrements lie on the floor. It took him less time than it takes said caffed up ewok to blink.

However, Crix Madine had enough when Jar Jar Binks went back in time and brainwashed the Ratatak into dominating the galaxy. Crix decided to rape each one in order THEN beat the mess out of them so hard there was no way they could ever reproduce again.

He then chased Jar Jar down in time, caught up to him, and pulled his entire body inside out, and ejected it into the Maw in less time than it takes a kaadu to fart.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Crix Madine makes onions cry.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine beat Capn Deep Blusi up for inferring that he's insensitive and makes onions cry.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Crix Madine beat up EK for hinting that he cannot make onions cry.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine then beat us both up because of us arguing over classified information he knows is fact.  

[Des Voh]

Crix Madine is the reason small children soil their beds.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Crix Madine gives out the souls of his enemies for Halloween.  

[ElladanKenet]

What are you talking about? Crix Madine has no enemies! Noone's that stupid!  

[Nelowulf]

Crix Madine has to invent enemies dumb enough to be his enemies.  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine runs out of opponents faster than a runs out of snackfood.  

[Nelowulf]

Crix Madine killed time with a strong talking to. Then he brought him back to life because time wasn't moving at all.  

[elvisnake]

Crix Madine is the perfect cure for constipation. Med-Droids tell their patients that they're being sent to see Crix Madine, and it literally scares the s**t out of them.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine knows what you did last summer.