have you seen this? the stupidest list of goth stereotypes

[xThe Vampire Midnightx]

Let's see here. ( oh and i'm christian)



-Frequently wears black clothing.
I do this
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
This
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
Nailpolish yes
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
No not this
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Tattoos yes
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
This to
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Yup
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
SPORTS WTF? I hate sports lol
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
I love vampires!
-Takes drugs.
Nope
-Drinks alcohol.
No <_< >_>
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
I feel sad sometimes.....
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
Nah not this
-Complains of boredom.
Yeah LIFES BORING!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
This is me
-Is excessively awake during the night.
Me too
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
I don't really like the sun lol
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Sometimes yeah
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Sometimes
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
Yeah this is me, What i like quiet lol
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Yeah this is me
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
Kinda
-Misbehaves at school.
Yeah sometimes
-Misbehaves at home.
Kinda
-Eats excessively or too little.
Not really i like food lol
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
The count rocks!
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
I like vampires lol
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
What family guy and south park are good shows LOL
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
I like RP games
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
I took time to do this lol
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
I like to headBang
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
No not really
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Nope
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Nope
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
Yeah lol
-Claims to be a goth.
I don't call my self things but yeah i am goth

 

[I ran out of name changes]

I love goth related food. Like, strawberry jelly, and.

Cherryaid.

And, you know. cool  

[ronton-ritsuzen]

[i know i've posted here before, but i decided to be annoying today.....]
-Frequently wears black clothing. [yes]
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. [yes]
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. [of course ^_^]
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. [every other necklace i own has an ankh on it]
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. [yes, i'd like to become a tattoo artist even]
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) [almost all of my cd's would fit in this catagorey]
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. [i'm the only one here who does that, sadly]
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. [i never had an interest in that stuff]
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. [sort of.]
-Takes drugs. [does caffine count???]
-Drinks alcohol. [no, i'm a loser like that]
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. [not suicidal (anymore), depressed occasionally]
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) [i used to cut, i quit though]
-Complains of boredom. [YES]
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. [yes, i hate sleeping]
-Is excessively awake during the night. [yep]
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) [yes, although i manage to have a tan >.< ]
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. [i don't know if the ammount of privacy i demand is unusual]
-Spends large amounts of time alone. [of course]
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) [yes, the evil spirits need love too { <------SARCASM}]
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. [yes, most teenagers do though]
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this. [kind of]
-Misbehaves at school. [no, i'm for the most part well behaved {i'm a loser, i know, STFU}]
-Misbehaves at home. [i sit in my room, and stay online all the time. you decide]
-Eats excessively or too little. [no not really]
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. [yes ^_^]
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) [sometimes, it tastes good to me {again STFU}]
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) [yes]
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. [violence/r.p. is the pretty ^_^]
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. [YES]
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. [^_^]
-Dances to music in a provocative manner. [i don't dance]
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. [bisexual, yes]
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. [agnostic]
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". [i've never seen such pins, but i probably would for the humor effect]
-Claims to be a goth. [yes]  

[inlovewithademon234]

Quote:

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

they dont involve satan at all scream just lettin ya know i have been satanic before and am now a pagan neither are connected in any way shape or form!!  

[Argetlam13]

I cannot believe the ignorince in the world... This is the reason the church fell out of power. Idiots like that go around being... well... idiots... It's really sad, and at the same time funny. If your child likes food, and eats a lot, or not enough, they're going to Hell! And who knew that scientology was dangerous. I believe in scince, and it's actually not that bad. On that note, I leave you with a statement. If I were christian, I'd be going to hell early...  

[mee_shee]

hahahahahahahaaaa...

oh my freaking ... this is fricken HILARIOUS

satanic cereal???

some have absolutly NO idea what it means to be a KID ... JUST A KID

holy s**t, putting this one on my wall of STUPIDITY!!!

besides that ... THEY NEED TO GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS:

WICCANS DO NOT WORSHIP THE DEVIL!!!  

[-Lasciate Ogni Speranza-]

Mordrayne

If you can't be good, at least don't belive in hell.

|Love me|

Even when I was a God-fearing Catholic girl I didn't believe in Hell.

|That's all I ask of you|

 

[Muted Faith9]

Ah the joys of the ignorant. Austin hopes, for the sake of irony, that when the creator of that dies, it is because she is impales by a pentacle on the tip of an upsidedown cross. while death isn't a laughing matter, that would be entertaining to see on the news. *Off to pray to count chocula*  

[Muted Faith9]

Austin wants to take the test! =D

-Frequently wears black clothing.
mhm
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
yep
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
uh-huh
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
occaisionally
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
of course
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
yep
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
constantly
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
never showed an interest anyway...
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
vampires ARE pretty awesome
-Takes drugs.
sometimes
-Drinks alcohol.
of course
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
nah
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
nah
-Complains of boredom.
yep
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
*insomniac*
-Is excessively awake during the night.
*insomniac*
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
hahahaha of course
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
nah
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
yep
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
yea
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
yea
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
yep
-Misbehaves at school.
yea
-Misbehaves at home.
yea
-Eats excessively or too little.
yea
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of ******** YES
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
occaisionally
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
bwahahahahahhaahahhaa yeeees
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
yep
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
mhm
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
hahaha*violent shakes head* yep
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
nah
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
nah
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
haha nah
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
nope
-Claims to be a goth.
nah


Hm, apparently austin's ********.  

[Alice_K8]

It scares me that christianity is that bad in many places. neutral

I mean, I go to a great church, and they completely accept my being goth. They know that you CAN be a goth and a christian...But if this list is serious, I'm scared. Gah. I'll stick with the vineyard church 3nodding  

[Scathach789]

I love that list. It cracks me up.
I don't even eat Count Chocula. I guess I'm not goth. Sigh.  

[KeliJo]

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. XD

I wish. My little girl demands all of my attention. Privacy means she is sleeping, and my husband is at work.

People never think before they judge. I am 20 years old, and people auto think I was a unwed mother when I gave birth. NEWS FLASH: I was married a year and a hafe before I was with child. So I married too young. Get over it. I wanted to get married, so I did. I wanted to have a baby, so I did.

I really hate Stupied People.

Christianity is that bad in many places, but its not just Chrisrianity. I know some other churches that more than frown upon Goths in my area. At our schools, Kids can not even WEAR black. Tell me thats not wrong? I mean goth or not why single out black?  

[Where Angels Fall]

I fit quit a bit of that list but some of that is just hilarious. Specially the part were Buddhism is dangerous who knew. Some of that list everyone from any group does such as the drugs and drinking. Some of that is just stupid though. But who really cares.  

[Scathach789]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
Yes. Black and pink and purple and red and...
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Yeah. I love me MSI shirt.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
I lost my lipstick. T.T But I used to.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
Ankhs aren't satanic! And no I don't wear 'em, I draw em on me hands.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Hell yeah. They're awesome.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Aw, he's just kiddin'! It's how he sells records! (I do listen to it...but I also listen to Norma Jean)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Yup (So weird people=satanic freak?)
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Eww...sports...
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Hellz yeah. Vampires, death, and the romance around it.
-Takes drugs.
No
-Drinks alcohol.
*hic* What?
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
I'm depressed that I can't buy the boots I want...
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
Nah, that's just bein bored. Lalala...*cutting smilie face*
-Complains of boredom.
Um...yeah, duh...
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Yup. All day I sleep.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
Yes...to go on sites like this one.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
Ack! Of course! My precious paleness would go away!
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Just from my brother.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
No one to hang out with.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
XD "Oh mighty Satan, why'd you wear the same dress I did to the party? You b---h!"
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
no
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
They scare me, so yeah
-Misbehaves at school.
yup
-Misbehaves at home.
yup
-Eats excessively or too little.
no
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
no
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
No, it's how to attain Sexy.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy! Boondocks! Saturday Night Live! Yay TV!
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Yeah...my dad bought em for me. Tells me to "kill those damn zombies!"
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
YES!!!!!!!!! XD
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
No...the latter is my mom.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
No
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Pansexual woo!
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Wait... Hinduism and Buddhism? PHILOSOPHY?!? That's not a religion! WTF?!?
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
No...my pin says Got Your Nose! and had a dead girl with a knife. :3
-Claims to be a goth.
It's not goth to say you're goth.  

[bakasensei]

MAN, THIS IS SOME CRAZY BILL S!#$T, HAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU FOR REALS,HOW STUPID, -Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……………JUST READING THIS MAKES ME ANGRY AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME, I HATE STEREOTYPES, BUT I LAUGH AT THIS BECAUSE IS SO REDICULOS, PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID.