Lines You'll Never Hear

[Oryo Prime]

" Ok you win."
-Darth Vader  

[Silver Hound]

"Argghh!! Can't use the force! My force points are at 0!! Must find a Force Potion" - Luke  

[Darkened Angel]

Ha! PWN3D your a**! I am the 1337 h4x0r of Counter Strike! Woot! - Vader

I'd have gotten here sooner, but a cop pulled me over for doing 2% light speed too fast in hyperspace. - Han

Competent underlings! My Executor for competent underlings! - Vader  

[Darkened Angel]

" a** Teroid " Heheheh. - Luke  

[Missing00]

emperor(to royal gaurd): You there! Bring me my monocal! I want to look snappy!
PM 1234: Has the Emperor?
TK 0079: Yes...He has gone senile.  

[NickCpointless]

Grand Admiral Pellaeon: "hay Thrawn why so blue"  

[Nospai Deathous]

C-3PO-*says something in Ewok*
*ewoks brandish spears*
C-3PO- "s**t."  

[Oryo Prime]

Vader to stoorm trooper- " Do i sound funny to you?"  

[Sol Walker]

"hmm. thats funny...when did I get dad's accent?"
-Boba Fett  

[Nospai Deathous]

"Are you /always/ this stupid?"
-Anikin (young) to JarJar  

[Darkened Angel]

Creating Star Wars was the biggest mistake of my entire life. - GL

Dammit! I can't beat the final boss! KOTOR 2 sucks! - Luke  

[Missing00]

scene: vader and admiral Piet onboard the Executor with Leia capitve trying to get the codes for the rebel base.

Operator: We have the rebel base lord vader.
Vader: Excelent.
Rebel leader: What do you want Vader?
Piet: You know what we want. The codes for your base.
Leader: You know I will never give those up no matter what.
Vader: Oh really?
(shows Leia captive on a table)
Vader: How about now?
Leader: Wh-what are you going to do with her Vader?
Piet: May I?
Vader: Go ahead.
Piet: If you do not comply and give us the codes. We will give your princess the worst nose job ever! Preformed by our random storm trooper.
Trooper: I have a name you know. Its EX-4029.
Leader: Gasp! You wouldnt!
Peit: We will
Leader: You couldnt!
Vader: We can.
Leader:........Oh alright Ill give you the codes for the princess' safety.
Vader: You there! get a pad of paper!
Leader: The codes are.....1.
Vader: 1!
Peit: 1!
EX-4029: Oooonnneee.
Leader:....2.
Vader: 2!
Peit: 2!
EX-4029: Tttwwwooo.
Leader:....3.
Vader: 3!
Peit: 3!
EX-4029: Tthhhrreeee.
Leader:....4.
Vader: 4!
Peit: 4!
EX-4029: Ffffoooouuurrr.
Leader: (gulp)...5
Vader: 5!
Peit: 5!
EX-4029: Ffffiiiivvvveee.
Vader: So the code is: 12345.
Peit: Thats the stupidest coad Ive ever heard! Its the thing some idiot would put on their luggage.

(Emperor walks in.)

Vader: My lord. We got the code from the Rebel leader.
Palpatine: Good good, Well? What is it?
Peit: 12345 sir.
Palpatine: 12345? Thats amazing I got the same combonation on my luggage. well you there set a course for the Rebel base and you change the combo on my luggage.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Ooh. Lord Vader, get me one of them kinky girls in the bikini...

-Emperor Palpatine after visiting Jabba's Palace.  

[Darkened Angel]

I see someone likes Space Balls. ( At least enough to spoof an entire scene. )



Imp Guy: Lord Vader, we have discovered a new planet. We suspect it is where they have a secret rebel base.
Vader: Excellent. Search the entire planet for the base.

( some time later )

Imp Guy: Lord Vader, we have covered 100% of the planet's surface, and found no sign of a rebel base, or any intelligent life for that matter. However, we did discover some primitive lifeforms have made some type of movie called " Star Wars " which looks just like how we are on our worlds.
Vader: Interesting, and did you discover the planet's name?
Imp Guy: " Earth " I believe.
Vader: Destroy this waste of space, and make sure no trace of this " Star Wars " survives.
Imp Guy: Right away, Lord Vader. * walks away *
Vader: Heheh... Everything but a single copy of the data, which I'll claim as my own work and become famous all over the galaxy.  

[Durza the Shade]

*nothing* - C-3PO

*nothing* - Jar Jar