Funniest attempts at insults

[Ms Dahl]

I had one of my sisters friends attempt to insult me by saying "You look like Lydia Deetz". I smiled and said politely "Thank you very much". wink  

[Elyas Nyadd]

I remember in my sophomore year of high school, I was walking home and these guys from the school drove by in a red car and chucked a 40oz. 7Up with ice at me. Soaked. The next time they tried to do it, they forgot to roll down the window and it got all over the window and seats. That time it was a giant milkshake. Chocolate I think.  

[DR490N]

HAHAHAHA  

[Snows Wyntre]

A prep-type once asked me if "pretty people intimidate me?" I replied, "Well, if I see one, I'll let you know."


Never saw her again.....  

[Jisatsuteki-Banpaia]

this guy walked up to me and started calling me goth asking who died and s**t like that and his goonies were in the corner snickering so i kicked his a** then threw him in the middle of them it was funny cause i think he started crying  

[midnight mysteries]

I was wearing a badge saying 'Don't label me' and While walking up town some guy came up to me and went
"what are you? like a goth? or an Emo? Or a greebo? your a goth aint yo? do you like to cut yourself and stuff? do you like worship satan?"
me and my mates burst out laughin at him and the guy basically just ran off. lmao.

Another one was when I was younger some kid called me a tree. lmao  

[Melsza]

I'm walking down the road with a friend, in my Burzum shirt, and my friend in their Emporer shirt, and this guy walks out of the pub and says "Are the slip nots still around?"

Heh after writting it it doesn't sound like much of an insult, but the guy was just being a jerk.  

[Rose Patterned Twil]

I have a guy friend who whenever someone says "You suck!" he'll give a suggestive up and down look and say "No, but for you maybe"

Best comeback EVAH.  

[Bloody Loon]

Well, just today I had someone try this one on me (and for the record, I'm a guy)

Him:
"Your v****a smells!"

Me:
"Excuse me?"

Him:
"I said your v****a smells!"

Me:
"Well, it seems to me that by implying that I have female genitalia, you are trying to place me in a position so that your affections could be deemed appropriate by society. I think it is wrong how society assaults your homosexual desires, and I support you 100% and feel that you should be more open about your feelings. However I would like it if you would keep me out of your homo-erotic fantasies, due to the fact that I am not fully comfortable with being the object of another mans affections, and I do not want you to go on with an unrequited love."

He just stood there, stunned, and I walked away at a nicely comfortable pace. His friend began laughing at him behind me...

But I have no idea where he got the v****a thing from (I was only wearing nail polish... not even eyeliner...).  

[sk_cooper]

Kaishi Kyouki

Well, just today I had someone try this one on me (and for the record, I'm a guy)

Him:
"Your v****a smells!"

Me:
"Excuse me?"

Him:
"I said your v****a smells!"

Me:
"Well, it seems to me that by implying that I have female genitalia, you are trying to place me in a position so that your affections could be deemed appropriate by society. I think it is wrong how society assaults your homosexual desires, and I support you 100% and feel that you should be more open about your feelings. However I would like it if you would keep me out of your homo-erotic fantasies, due to the fact that I am not fully comfortable with being the object of another mans affections, and I do not want you to go on with an unrequited love."

He just stood there, stunned, and I walked away at a nicely comfortable pace. His friend began laughing at him behind me...

But I have no idea where he got the v****a thing from (I was only wearing nail polish... not even eyeliner...).

I wish I could think of comebacks that quickly!  

[Bloody Loon]

sk_cooper

I wish I could think of comebacks that quickly!

Yeah... it was a rare occasion, and it kinda just came to me.  

[AngelOnDeathRow]

i was walking down the street and these trendy/emo wannabe kids began to chant the darth vadar theme tune

i was like "YEY I'M THE COOL CHARACTER!!" and smiled at them.


I also get FILTH yelled at me alot...

I also got one 'insult' once from this woman on a phone saying "freakin morticia adams just shoved in line before me"
1. Theres nothign wrong with morticia
2. i hadn;t even pushed in the freakin line to begin with
and she was getting peed off and glaring at me then said "are you in the f-in que or what?"
so i just shrugged and walked off  

[Chansung]

Random group of boys: Wow did somebody die?
Me:nobody *shifty eyes mischevious grin* that is nobody Yet!

sweatdrop that's about the only time I had a good come back...  

[Redwing~Shadow]

I never really have been insulted, well not in a funny way anyway...some where lame and others just like to say mean crap...and usually I'm slow at comebacks...but I never really care.

The only thing I can think people have said to be was if I was lesbian, which I didn't care because that's just me...and other times people would ask me if I was a witch or some kind of magic user, because I wore a pentacle for the longest time. In a way it was funny to intimidate them, that way people never bothered me. This was at my older schools, which one of then consisted of mostly catholics, but the school I go to know knows me for who I am.

Quote:

I remember in my sophomore year of high school, I was walking home and these guys from the school drove by in a red car and chucked a 40oz. 7Up with ice at me. Soaked. The next time they tried to do it, they forgot to roll down the window and it got all over the window and seats. That time it was a giant milkshake. Chocolate I think.

Wow that's just sad...lol  

[TEH Lord Momo]

Well i dont have many people insulting me to my face since I am the only TRUE goth around they just tell everyone how scarey i am. But these are things i have been called

Vampire
Devil worshiper
Emo
That goth girl

And that's about it. But once I was standing outside the spanish room with my friend waiting for my other friend to be done and this girl was also standing there. This is how it went:

Girl: So are you goth?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Do you like worship the devil
Me: *stares and laughs*
Girl: *stands there*
Me and my friend: No

May I let you know I was wearing a necklace with a cross on it that day. And once there was a hitlist found at our school. People thought I wrote it but I didn't know half the people on it or the other half I was friends with. And now I have started a new crazy. Every guy around here is now dying their hair black. My mom told me they have this new group called G.O.D which stands for "Goth Or Die" Someday when they get so into it (just started) i am gonna go up to them and tell them what goth really is.