Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Death T-2]

"I don't want to go on the cart! I feel fine! I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy! I feel happy!"  

[Kaiba]

Death T-2

"I don't want to go on the cart! I feel fine! I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy! I feel happy!"

that's really sad, in a way. makes me think that he's gonna be getting electroshock therapy or something crying poor boy.  

[Fyerluna]

Mwah! Seto! *crying* Do you think he had to undergo electroshock? That would be just as effective as some of the other things that happened to him.

"Anzu, let's take dance together!"  

[Death T-2]

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

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"It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratio. A five ounce bird CANNOT carry a one pound coconut!"


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"An African swallow, maybe, but not a Euopean swallow, that's my point."

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"Of course, the African swallow is non-migratory..."  

[Fyerluna]

"One, two, Five!"
Roland: Three sir.
"Oh yes, quite right. Three!"

"Migrating coconuts... *giggle*"  

[Death T-2]

"I am Seto, King of All England, and this is my trusty servant Roland *coughpatsycough*."

"If she weighs the same as a duck... then, she's made of wood!"

"I soiled my armor I was so scared!!"  

[Fyerluna]

"No! Let me go back and face the perilous danger!"  

[Death T-2]

"No, you cannot face the peril! It's too parellel!"

"Answer meee these questions threee, ere the other side ye seee:
WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT episode did I say 'chicken scratch' in?"  

[Bitchboots]

"So there's like this couple at like a chinese resturant. They like order Chicken Surprize. So then the waiter like comes and like puts down a like covered platter. The wife like lifts up the lid, and sees like eyes like look back at her. She like screams and her like husband looks into the situation. Those same eyes like look back at him. So he like calls over the waiter, who like says, "I'm sorry, sir. We meant to give you Chicken Surprize, but we accidently gave you Peking Duck." Get it? Peking Duck? Hahahahaha *snort*"

*shudders* So many "like"s...  

[Death T-2]

"AAAAAAAGGHHHHHH! Myr virgin eyes! IT BURNS!!"  

[Fyerluna]

#_# Sorry, I had to claw my eyes out. That's a lot of 'like's.

"Hail Il Palazzo!"  

[Death T-2]

" heart IT'S. TIME. FOR. BEAUTY. THEATRE! heart "  

[Fyerluna]

"Welcome to Mystery Science Theatre 3000."
"Welcome... to the Twilight Zone."
"Wow... I really need to wear something less imposing... Maybe a nice pink dress."  

[Bitchboots]

"I love my rubber ducky!"  

[Fyerluna]

"You've been mostly dead all day."

((Guess who just saw the Princess Bride for the first time?))