--- S P A M B O X --- It lives!!! XD --- v.2.0

[Dearest Darling`]

Hullo biggrin  

[Ascher]

lurichan

Ascher

lurichan

Ascher

Dear god... i've figured it out... all the important questions in life...
I sat and i thought about it all and i figured it out...

Questions
1- What's the purpose to the universe?
2- Why Was humanity made?
3- What's the meaning of life?


Here are the answers i came up with...

The universe was created for one purpose and one purpose alone... 42
I know, i know you think thats crazy right? but that's it, the universe was created for forty two

Why was humanity made?
The Earth was bored and thus it spawned humanity from itself for this one purpose. Heavy Metal.
The Earth by itself was unable to produce heavy metal and thus it created humanity as a race so that we could please the Earth with magical guitar riffs.

And finally... the meaning of life... Plastic

I am complete... I have done what no other man in all of history could do... I have attained enlightenment through stupidity!

Solve world hunger and you're set

Im workin on it Luri... im workin on it... lemme just go fix the fridge and i'll deal with it... ahhh i fix it tomorrow...
*tomorrow*
I'll fix it tomorrow...
*ongoing cycle of laziness ensues*

Tsk tsk, procratination is the quickest way to get to nowhere.

HA I BEAT YOU LURI! I'M ALREADY GOING NOWHERE! And fast if I might add. cool  

[lurichan]

For anyone who wants to be minorly uneasy for a while....... go here. http://www.mysticaluniverse.com/mystical_creatures/chupacabra/chasightings/roh_/ghost.jpg

If you know what a chupacabra is....this is the most realistic picture i"ve ever seen, and I'm still not convinced it's a hox either......  

[Isobel Bellamy]

creepy.......im not sure if its a hoax or not it just seems too damn good to be true....
Any way more fun spam! this is kinda long but well worth it (specially if you're from the U.K or an American with a sense of humour ^-^)

this is a letter from John Cleese (a guy who was a part of monty python - a weird and very random sketch show for those to young to know) to America after Bush was elected...........

To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.

Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing them.

The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters.

You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise". You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburghas 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation.

Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look Up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with Filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed". There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize".

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g.Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be Allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseballwithout fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.

All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat.

Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealthof Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager". The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly$6/US gallon - get used to it).

14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

16. Last but not the least, and for heaven's sake.....it's Nuclear as in "clear" NOT Nucular.

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day.

John Cleese





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[One Love-One Hate]

now what would you have dont if that sushi databased you, bell?  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Yuuko hiroshima

now what would you have dont if that sushi databased you, bell?

eaten it....or gotten a flamethrower to it twisted  

[Isobel Bellamy]

ok then i think we need a few bushisms here!

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."

"But I also made it clear to [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe." yeah. right. stare

there's another one:
"Russia is no longer our enemy and therefore we shouldn't be locked into a Cold War mentality that says we keep the peace by blowing each other up. In my attitude, that's old, that's tired, that's stale."

"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons."  

[janzie]

i love arrogant british humour! it reminds me how lucky we are here, and yet how selfish we have become and how careless we are with the rest of the world. that's why i like eddie izzard so much! mrgreen  

[lurichan]

I've posted over 1000 times in this guild alone. Just a strange little thing I wanted to share.  

[lurichan]

la la la, glitching is evil, la la la  

[Dearest Darling`]

DOOM! biggrin  

[Dearest Darling`]

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[lurichan]

Got an enchanted trunk, and there was a hockey mask inside. ^_^* Hmm, not sure what to do with it, if anyone has a suggestion, let me know.  

[lurichan]

Bump, I want to get a glowly thing. Bump  

[lurichan]

Just bumping to get gold to yeah...get an angelic bracelet (pendants are a bit out of my reach at the moment)