Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[HuskyRedz]

Because nobody cares.......Even the care bears dont care!! eek

Why wont my mom give me pie.....  

[luciamaria79]

Because the pie is fake! How many times does she have to tell you?

Who decides what "apple" or "orange" tastes like to everyone for popsicles and suckers and stuff?  

[NekoNeko_Luna]

People who don't feel they're in control of their life, or they have nothing better to do


Why don't guys wanna wear a panda suit at AX?  

[poojuice]

BeCAUSE.. pandas are SO last season. rolleyes


How do we really know the earth is really round, when none of us went to outer space to look at it?

 

[Aurora Sing]

Well, if you want to get technical it isn't actually round its more elipitical, but round is close enough.


What is the difference between covalent and ionic bonds?  

[red_doom_seeker]

The Spelling!!

Why do I have to go to Saltlake city....  

[SweetShySuz]

Because it's there duh!

Why do drinks with alcohol taste soooooo much better?  

[klausolas]

Because of the rainbows in the recipe.

Why is water wet?  

[foforaven1]

why do dogs bark alot at knight?  

[blizzard9199]

because the dogs owner seas "shut up!!" at day.


why is the sky blue?  

[klausolas]

Because the grass is green.

Why is the air?  

[borninthe70s]

Because it was either that or plaid, and plaid looked bad on overcast days.
Since we can live without them, will humans evolve without tonsils at birth?  

[klausolas]

eek GASP Who told you? Now that you know the truth it's too late.

how is a raven like a writing desk?  

[blizzard9199]

because monkeys like bananas


why monkeys like bananas?  

[klausolas]

They're both mushy on the inside.

Where can I find the pure heart crystal?