Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Sol Walker]

( yeah, I doubt I got it. sweatdrop on another note, Revelations might be a cool name for the RP, seeing as the galaxy is about to go to hell in a handbasket.)  

[Sol Walker]

((...something with Pink Floyd. sorry but Im not much of a fan. sweatdrop ))
To attack and board the Enterprise and have Vader give Kirk a wedge using only the force.  

[Nelowulf]

((Pink Floyd's The Wall. You should ask about revelations in the voting thread.))  

[Sol Walker]

(done and done. cripes that was obvious now that I think of it. xp )
To recruit seven Jedi, Sith, or Outlaws to save a small town from nasty thugs.  

[Sol Walker]

To Beat up Nospai and turn his admiral's Promotion over to a more justly deserving officer,Namely the handome, daring, and modest Cale Darksun.  

[Sol Walker]

While they're at it, they also plan on giving Cale his own Sector Space fleet, including 60 Star Destroyers, and all acompanying Vessels.  

[Sol Walker]

And then, the Emperor plans on Personaly handing the reins of power over to the Great Admiral Darksun, by naming him his sucessor.

Emperor Darksun. oh yeah. has a nice feel to it.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!  

[Sol Walker]

And as his first order of buisness, Emperor Darksun will order the changing of the word Team to Tiem. spelt differently, spoken the same way. anyone who so much as thinks to spell it the old way will be hunted down and killed by a crack team of Sith assasins.  

[Nelowulf]

To have GA Nelowulf pwn Cale Darksun, as the virtual realm is Nelo's palace.

To pwn Cale Darksun in Battlefront, and have him pwned by Jar_Jar_Binks online.  

[Sol Walker]

To have all Imperial officers weapons weapons carry one more shot than normal so they can pwn rebels who think they're clever just because they know how much ammo a standard imperial firearm can hold.  

[Sol Walker]

Emperor Darksun's second order is to find the strongest being in the galaxy and order him/her to give GA Nelo the ultimate wedgie.
this will be holovised on pay per view.  

[Nelowulf]

To see the look on Cale's face when he finds out his merc was outbid by GA Nelo, and recieves the attack he intended for the GA.  

[Sol Walker]

to watch the expression on Nelo's face when the merc he had reverse hired comes back and gives him a wedgie as origionaly planned because Emperor Darksun said he never had to pay taxes again plus the empire would personally fund his kids college tuition.  

[Nelowulf]

To see Cale's face as he is outbid on Ebay for the GFFA at the last minute by the sniper known as "Nelo".  

[Sol Walker]

To see Nelo's shoked expression when his computer is suddenly infected with a computor worm that causes his computer to explode before the transaction is complete.