Cafe *only vampires aloud*

[AlicePhantom091]

must hav been rough...
ive been a bit busy lately so i havent been on... but hey!
i gonna get a new sig  

[EturnalSinner]

wow..how was it that you almost got killed?  

[Tinyer3]

Archery, luckily I heard the string snap and turned my head, arrow missed my head by centimeters  

[Jade-Bloom]

Wow, that was lucky.  

[EturnalSinner]

...wow....no comments....and that happend 5 times??  

[James-Leaf]

It seems that someone is out to get you, mate.  

[Tinyer3]

no, it seems life has been hired to murder me evil , anyways, that happened twice, slipped down some concrete stairs, nearly drowned, almost got completely lost in the woods, and I almost got shot in the eye with an airsoft. The last one wasn't a death, but I thought I'd just throw that in.  

[EturnalSinner]

wow...that's bad homie...  

[Jade-Bloom]

Bloody hell mate, maybe you should stay in doors.  

[Tinyer3]

I try to, but 'homie'? Do you usually say that? neutral  

[EturnalSinner]

uhh..why?  

[Tinyer3]

I just don't like that kind of talk, if you say that because you think there are 'gangsters' here, you can stop. ^vv^  

[EturnalSinner]

It's nothing like that. I'm just used to it. That's one of the things i say in r/l, and I type how i talk.  

[Tinyer3]

ah  

[AlicePhantom091]

Tinyer3

no, it seems life has been hired to murder me evil , anyways, that happened twice, slipped down some concrete stairs, nearly drowned, almost got completely lost in the woods, and I almost got shot in the eye with an airsoft. The last one wasn't a death, but I thought I'd just throw that in.

eek woah... i wouldnt call that a coincedince sweatdrop