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 Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:46 pm
Cale Darksun Jedi Knight Ferus On kind of the same note, do you guys and girls think that Jedi are allowed to....you know...mastur...? Polish their sabers? No. Not according to their code. And I quote: "There is no passion, there is serenity."
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:49 pm
Jedi Knight Ferus Cale Darksun Jedi Knight Ferus On kind of the same note, do you guys and girls think that Jedi are allowed to....you know...mastur...? Polish their sabers? No. Not according to their code. And I quote: "There is no passion, there is serenity." That code has cause more problems than you can believe. Thats why my Jedi, Link, follows the old Code: Emotion, yet peace.
Ignorance, yet knowledge.
Passion, yet serenity.
Chaos, yet harmony.
Death, yet the Force. It acknowledges that a Jedi experiences these things, but that they can be controlled. A jedi can feel fear and anger, but if he accepts them, rather than pretend they dont exist, he will be all the better for it.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:53 pm
Never heard of a Jedi wanking and schlicking. Of course, just because we've never seen it doesn't mean it never happens ... whee
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:55 pm
Celestia Whitesword Never heard of a Jedi wanking and schlicking. Of course, just because we've never seen it doesn't mean it never happens ... whee Itsone of those things that everyone acknowledges goes on in Star Wars but no one talks about all that much. Like using the 'fresher. Or doing Laundry.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:55 pm
That's very interesting. I try to follow it.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:58 pm
The Modern Jedi Code is as Follows:
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
(There is no chaos, there is harmony.)
There is no death, there is the Force.
The Fourth line is noticbly absent in some jedi texts.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:59 pm
.........................schlicking?
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:00 pm
Good evening everyone. How we all doing tonight?
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:01 pm
well I learned a new euphemism for plunging the happy hole...
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:01 pm
Cale Darksun .........................schlicking? Yep. That's what us ladies call it. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:02 pm
Yes, I remember the 4th line from KOTOR.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:06 pm
Celestia Whitesword Cale Darksun .........................schlicking? Yep. That's what us ladies call it. 3nodding huh. nifty.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:08 pm
Apparently Dover isnt the only drunken dwarven barbarian in the world. I found another one in a D&D chat thread.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:10 pm
Cale Darksun Apparently Dover isnt the only drunken dwarven barbarian in the world. I found another one in a D&D chat thread. I don't know if I can handle two Dover's in the world. It must be a sign of the end times
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