The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
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I pick a new droid and put it in its place by taking a baseball bat to its head. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
The droid realizes its place is on the baseball field, but it has no baseballs. It improvises by throwing thermal detonators at the woman instead. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 195
Of course, I just bat them all back at the droid. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 30
The droid activates the Training Room's sprinkler system, hoping for a rain delay. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
I hit a home run upside the droid's head. Felinophile = 85 Droid = BOOM!
The droid pulls out a lightsaber and stabs the girl from behind as she gloats. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 250
HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP I walk casually across the room as if I am lost and simply passing through.
A Hard Droid comes out to greet the girl. It ignites a saber in each hand and begins slashing at her feet in an effort to encourage her to dance. Regina De Corazon = 250 Droid = 250
I easily avoid the droids clumsy slashes and jump over the droid twisting to land facing the droids back. I then ask the droid for directions to the battle training room as clearly it is a dance instructor.
The droid begins pulling up a map of the Temple up on its GPS device when its eyes glow bright red as it realizes the girl was insulting it. It notices the fancy shoes the girl is wearing and decides it is going to teach her to dance, after all. It drops its sabers and pulls out two blasters, which it begins firing at her feet to the sound of the music now coming from a speaker somewhere in its workings. Regina De Corazon = 165 Droid = 250
My shoes are made of beskar as I have learned that these droids have a shoe fetish. As I do love to dance though I dance away from the droid laughing as I twirl my dress. If you don't know the way to the battle training room you could just say so. There is no need to take out your ignorance on my shoes...
The droid drops the blasters and goes in for a closer attack. It grabs the girl's arms and starts hitting her in the face with her own hands. Regina De Corazon = Stop hitting yourself....stop hitting yourself...stop hitting yourself..... Droid = 250
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Kills the droid with kindness and on to a new one.
Fred 250 Droid 195
The droid examines the girl's tactics and decides to try the same thing. It flings a slew of razor-sharp Valentine's cards at the girl. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
So happy. Gives the droid eight gallons of oil to drink.
Fred 250 Droid 85
The droid chokes on the oil and spews it on the girl in a massive droid regurgitation. Sparks fly, igniting the oil as it flies. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 85
Right past the girl and onto the production line. Watches the flames catch light.
Fred 195 Droid 30
The droid uses its poisonous dart last-ditch-effort device. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 30
So happy. Gives the droid eight gallons of oil to drink.
Fred 250 Droid 85
The droid chokes on the oil and spews it on the girl in a massive droid regurgitation. Sparks fly, igniting the oil as it flies. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 85
Right past the girl and onto the production line. Watches the flames catch light.
Fred 195 Droid 30
The droid uses its poisonous dart last-ditch-effort device. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 30
I pick a new droid and put it in its place by taking a baseball bat to its head. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
The droid realizes its place is on the baseball field, but it has no baseballs. It improvises by throwing thermal detonators at the woman instead. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 195
Of course, I just bat them all back at the droid. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 30
The droid activates the Training Room's sprinkler system, hoping for a rain delay. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
I hit a home run upside the droid's head. Felinophile = 85 Droid = BOOM!
The droid pulls out a lightsaber and stabs the girl from behind as she gloats. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 250
What?! The droid got the first hit in?! I retaliate by pulling out a lightsaber and slashing the droid from the bottom of its chassis to the top. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
So happy. Gives the droid eight gallons of oil to drink.
Fred 250 Droid 85
The droid chokes on the oil and spews it on the girl in a massive droid regurgitation. Sparks fly, igniting the oil as it flies. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 85
Right past the girl and onto the production line. Watches the flames catch light.
Fred 195 Droid 30
The droid uses its poisonous dart last-ditch-effort device. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 30
The dart was accidentally filled with perfume.
Fred 140 Droid 30
The new droid attacks the girl from behind as she's surveying the damage she has done to the previous droid. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
Of course, I just bat them all back at the droid. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 30
The droid activates the Training Room's sprinkler system, hoping for a rain delay. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
I hit a home run upside the droid's head. Felinophile = 85 Droid = BOOM!
The droid pulls out a lightsaber and stabs the girl from behind as she gloats. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 250
What?! The droid got the first hit in?! I retaliate by pulling out a lightsaber and slashing the droid from the bottom of its chassis to the top. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
The droid was prepared for such an eventuality. Both of its halves attack the woman from each side. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
So happy. Gives the droid eight gallons of oil to drink.
Fred 250 Droid 85
The droid chokes on the oil and spews it on the girl in a massive droid regurgitation. Sparks fly, igniting the oil as it flies. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 85
Right past the girl and onto the production line. Watches the flames catch light.
Fred 195 Droid 30
The droid uses its poisonous dart last-ditch-effort device. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 30
The dart was accidentally filled with perfume.
Fred 140 Droid 30
The new droid attacks the girl from behind as she's surveying the damage she has done to the previous droid. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
