The Corrupt wish game

[Mika_Amori]

granted, but then the screen breaks, and you're stuck using your mom's again.

i wish my dad would fix my computer so i can get my files and stuff back, and so i don't have to use my sister's XP  

[shadowdragon3141]

granted but a meteor comes out of the sky and crashes through your house into your computer. your computer is now completely and utterly totalled.

I wish my mom wasn't so opposed to gothic clothing so I could start dressing goth before I graduate, get my own home with no parental rules etc etc  

[Nia Sephora]

granted, but a few days later, you find that its not your mom. eek

I wish for an eyepatch  

[shadowdragon3141]

Granted but it's because not 5 minutes before someone hacked your eye out with a small rusty pin.

I wish I wasn't so stressed for my audition. I REALLY want to get into v.jazz this year. If I screw up I'll never forgive myself.  

[Nia Sephora]

you just sort of corrupted your own wish.

I wish for purple!  

[shadowdragon3141]

nooooos!

granted. but it's purple cheese. and it smells reeeallly bad. hah.

I wish.....that other people would get online right now. I'm bored and I reeally don't want to do my ethics journal.  

[Yllib213]

Granted! But you still have to do your ethics journal.

I wish MY parents were a little more relaxed when it comes to punishment. (thats kinda why I've been gone for the past month and a half).  

[Mika_Amori]

granted but they're so relaxed they're dead
i wish for a parrot  

[shadowdragon3141]

granted but its a dead parrot. ever watched the dead parrot sketch in monty python? walked right into that you just did.

I wish I had higher self esteem.  

[Mika_Amori]

granted, but your self-esteem is so high you have a sasuke ego, and no one likes you anymore...so they kill you...

i wish i had a marshmallow  

[shadowdragon3141]

granted but its burned and blackened and it eats you for revenge.

I wish......for a slurpee. Nice cold icy and filled with coke and lime and nothing else!  

[Mika_Amori]

granted but just as you're about to take a nice drink from it, you drop it on your new shoes

i wish my feet weren't so cold right now T~T  

[shadowdragon3141]

granted. someone throws your feet into a fire.

I wish I could go for sushi at Bimi more often. It's sooo gooood!  

[Mika_Amori]

Granted, but you get food poisoning because of the new chef.

I wish my nails would dry so I could go to bed!  

[shadowdragon3141]

granted but when you go to bed you find out that your parents had rented out your room to a random drug addict off the streets because you took so long drying your nails.

I wish my cold would go away. *sniff*