Corrupt A Wish

[Explosive Effects101]

Granted, but someone thinks in their mind that your a b***h.

I wish my I could have a famous band  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

your so gay

granted but they brake up

i wish me and my friends had more time to spend together

and you dont even like boys

 

[Princess Moonbutt]

Granted,but now they hate you

I wish I could have the courage to stand up to my mom...



Warning:Has homosexual tendencies...which may lead to Hawt man sex.Beware watch a t your own risk and join in if you must!^-^  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

your so gay

granted, but you do and she kicks you out

i wish i didnt have a scab on my leg >.<

and you dont even like boys

 

[X_Miseinen_x]

granted, now you have it on your side

i wish i didnt have to go to school  

[Gay As Pink Ink]

Granted. But now you have to go to work for a 12 hours shift at McDonalds frying french fries and getting oil on you...


I wish I could go to America to see my girlfriend  

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but when you arrive, you find out that she suddenly moved to Africa.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

 

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but now you're so pretty, you make everyone jealous and now no one likes you.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[Neulatyyny]

^granted, but I'm singing in the band so we suck
I wish I had absinthe  

[Oh lemontine]

Pain does not exist...

granted, but they overthrow you within a week

I wish i had some cereal.

...in my dojo

 

[XxX-Yukito-XxX]

granted, but now you have to eat cereal for the rest of your life

i wish I had some kasshu...  

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, but it takes over the world (I have no idea what kasshu is)

I wish the sun would explode.