Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped; turned upside down;
And I'd like to take a minute;
just sit down, James;
I'll tell you how I became the undisputed King of Card Games.
In northeastern Africa, born and raised;
in the palace was where I spent most of my days
chilling out max and relaxin' all the while,
or playing some card games right beside the Nile.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
starting making trouble in my neighborhood!
I got in one little fight and the gods got scared;
they said "You're moving in with Yugi and his Grandpa downstairs!"
I wound up in Japan and things were less clear;
like I couldn't kill folks for losing card games here!
If anything, I could say that this place is lame;
but I thought, "Nah forget it I'll play some card games!"
I bought card game booster packs, seven or eight;
and I yelled at the old man "Yo, Homes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to sit on my throne with my ridiculous hair!
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